The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:30 pm

Nah, we just went for a cheeky afternoon drink. It was good fun though. Maybe pizza next time, ha.

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Postby Metal_saddle » Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:53 pm

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Postby peypea » Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:05 am

Sam, the lovely lady you took on a date was Terry?
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Postby Danroush » Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:39 am

peypea wrote:Sam, the lovely lady you took on a date was Terry?
Oo-er.


I was just thinking that Terry's posts seemed particularly boring and had nothing worth replying to. You did a brilliant job of seeing to that :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:36 pm

Well this is a turn out for the books.

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Postby Jim » Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:45 pm

Smindas wrote:Well this is a turn out for the books.


She turned out to have a knob?

EDIT: Derp, didn't see Terry's post :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:52 pm

Terry with lippy on. Finally there is something in the world I can't wank to.

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Postby Potato-Jim » Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:01 pm

Turbo wrote:Terry with lippy on. Finally there is something in the world I can't wank to.



Don't lie.

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Postby Turbo » Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:07 pm

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Turbo wrote:Terry with lippy on. Finally there is something in the world I can't wank to.



Don't lie.




Ok, maybe a little. ;)

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby tranmerefan » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:01 pm

Shared a few messages with someone of PoF. We've got a fair whack in common and when we've spoken on the phone we're getting on well. I've got a couple of concerns though, she's a single mother and a student who lives a fair distance away being one. I've not met her yet or owt or anything.

My main concern is that some of the questions she's asked are weird (Am I a virgin?/when did I last "do anything" with a girl?/how long have I been single?/do I like to cuddle in my sleep etc etc) and she's kinda scaring me off with how very needy she's seemingly being. :/

That and she's deleted her PoF because she doesn't need it. We haven't met yet lol.

My sense is to not go there, what do you guys think? Comedy answers from Joe encouraged ;)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:19 pm

Well shit if you're gonna tee me up like that I'm gonna have to give a sensible reasonable answer instead. The intensity of emotion and attachment she's displaying at such an early stage suggests deep rooted insecurity and is all round a bit of a red flag. Depending on her culture/religion, she might also be feeling pressured to provide a father figure for her child, and is rushing at the first potential site of that.

So with that in mind, go get it. Crazy bitches got some sweet puss dawg hit it quit it and don't buy a bunny for her to boil or dog to kill. Change your name, flee the country and set up in Costa rica under the name Estaban and sel l knock off hats to tourists. Google her daily. Wait for her death. Think about returning. You can't anymore. Gloria's pregnant, and the hat business took off. You realise you weren't ruunning away from life, but towards it. Die happy, surrounded by friends and family, thanking that crazy chick off pof


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:53 pm

tranmerefan wrote:Shared a few messages with someone of PoF. We've got a fair whack in common and when we've spoken on the phone we're getting on well. I've got a couple of concerns though, she's a single mother and a student who lives a fair distance away being one. I've not met her yet or owt or anything.

My main concern is that some of the questions she's asked are weird (Am I a virgin?/when did I last "do anything" with a girl?/how long have I been single?/do I like to cuddle in my sleep etc etc) and she's kinda scaring me off with how very needy she's seemingly being. :/

That and she's deleted her PoF because she doesn't need it. We haven't met yet lol.

My sense is to not go there, what do you guys think? Comedy answers from Joe encouraged ;)

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Tue Jan 06, 2015 9:01 am

Go with your gut instinct dude.
I mean, you can always meet up with her, people aren't always true to themselves online, but it does sound a bit like it could turn into a Stephen King novel

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Potato-Jim » Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:05 pm

I'd like to allow Iron Maiden to give you the best advice for this scenario.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ensorcelled » Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:14 pm

tranmerefan wrote:Shared a few messages with someone of PoF. We've got a fair whack in common and when we've spoken on the phone we're getting on well. I've got a couple of concerns though, she's a single mother and a student who lives a fair distance away being one. I've not met her yet or owt or anything.

My main concern is that some of the questions she's asked are weird (Am I a virgin?/when did I last "do anything" with a girl?/how long have I been single?/do I like to cuddle in my sleep etc etc) and she's kinda scaring me off with how very needy she's seemingly being. :/

That and she's deleted her PoF because she doesn't need it. We haven't met yet lol.

My sense is to not go there, what do you guys think? Comedy answers from Joe encouraged ;)

Do she got a booty?
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