The Relationships Thread

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Postby Xzar » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:06 pm

fightforfreedom88 wrote:ME and my girlfriend have been together about 3 months so far an i couldn't be more happier, i mean, bloodstock, girlfriend, booze, band
what else can a guy ask for? :lol:


A threesome with twins.

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Postby denno » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:22 pm

A threesome with twins and catering sized jar of chocolate spread?
This one goes up to 11.

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Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:23 pm

denno wrote:A threesome with twins and catering sized jar of chocolate spread?


Dont forget the squirty cream!! :eyes:
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Postby Bauul » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:51 pm

lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:
denno wrote:A threesome with twins and catering sized jar of chocolate spread?


Dont forget the squirty cream!! :eyes:


Are you offering to do the squirting LUB?

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Postby mikeslaughter » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:44 pm

Am I the only one who thinks a threesome with twins is incest?? sSurely theres some sort of official judgement on that!

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Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:45 pm

Bauul wrote:
lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:
denno wrote:A threesome with twins and catering sized jar of chocolate spread?


Dont forget the squirty cream!! :eyes:


Are you offering to do the squirting LUB?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i did hear it was full of vitamic 'c'
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Postby fightforfreedom88 » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:12 pm

mikeslaughter wrote:Am I the only one who thinks a threesome with twins is incest?? sSurely theres some sort of official judgement on that!



:lol: nah i think its incest but it sounds kool anyway 8)

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Postby Rickles_the_Mighty » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:52 am

mikeslaughter wrote:Am I the only one who thinks a threesome with twins is incest?? sSurely theres some sort of official judgement on that!


Twincest is the best!
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Postby Xzar » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:12 am

mikeslaughter wrote:Am I the only one who thinks a threesome with twins is incest?? sSurely theres some sort of official judgement on that!


IIRC incest is illegal but only applies to penetrative acts...

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Postby denno » Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:45 pm

Xzar wrote:
mikeslaughter wrote:Am I the only one who thinks a threesome with twins is incest?? sSurely theres some sort of official judgement on that!


IIRC incest is illegal but only applies to penetrative acts...


Aah. Thats ok then. But wouldnt it be the twins commiting incest and not the lucky guy joining in with the squirty cream?
Would anybody really care?
If I had a pair of twins in front of me Id only be worrying bout running out of squirty cream.
This one goes up to 11.

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Postby Big D » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:03 am

denno wrote:
Xzar wrote:
mikeslaughter wrote:Am I the only one who thinks a threesome with twins is incest?? sSurely theres some sort of official judgement on that!


IIRC incest is illegal but only applies to penetrative acts...


Aah. Thats ok then. But wouldnt it be the twins commiting incest and not the lucky guy joining in with the squirty cream?
Would anybody really care?
If I had a pair of twins in front of me Id only be worrying bout running out of squirty cream.


I'd be worried about calling them by the wrong names. That would probably kill the mood.

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Postby *red* » Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:45 pm

Big D wrote:
denno wrote:
Xzar wrote:
mikeslaughter wrote:Am I the only one who thinks a threesome with twins is incest?? sSurely theres some sort of official judgement on that!


IIRC incest is illegal but only applies to penetrative acts...


Aah. Thats ok then. But wouldnt it be the twins commiting incest and not the lucky guy joining in with the squirty cream?
Would anybody really care?
If I had a pair of twins in front of me Id only be worrying bout running out of squirty cream.


I'd be worried about calling them by the wrong names. That would probably kill the mood.


Just use the same pet name or just don't talk.
I'm sure you will be busy anyway.
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Postby jello » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:21 pm

*red* wrote:
Big D wrote:
denno wrote:
Xzar wrote:
mikeslaughter wrote:Am I the only one who thinks a threesome with twins is incest?? sSurely theres some sort of official judgement on that!


IIRC incest is illegal but only applies to penetrative acts...


Aah. Thats ok then. But wouldnt it be the twins commiting incest and not the lucky guy joining in with the squirty cream?
Would anybody really care?
If I had a pair of twins in front of me Id only be worrying bout running out of squirty cream.


I'd be worried about calling them by the wrong names. That would probably kill the mood.


Just use the same pet name or just don't talk.
I'm sure you will be busy anyway.



Mmmmmmm Twins...........

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Postby AshersKiss » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:26 pm

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