The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed May 21, 2008 9:54 pm

What if you think an ugly girl likes you? Can any one verify that?


Ugly girls are easier to approach so if you REALLY want to know just ask her up front. If you want to fuck her if she says yes, take her out back. Simple as that.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Zancan » Wed May 21, 2008 9:56 pm

Ugly girls are easier to approach so if you REALLY want to know just ask her up front. If you want to fuck her if she says yes, take her out back. Simple as that.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Xzar » Wed May 21, 2008 10:40 pm

Zancan wrote:
Ugly girls are easier to approach so if you REALLY want to know just ask her up front. If you want to fuck her if she says yes, take her out back. Simple as that.

You're a disgrace.


A hilarious disgrace. Shame.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby moongoosedani » Wed May 21, 2008 10:46 pm

*red* wrote:Just found out that the gal who had a crush on me is now single and my mates are trying to set us up...........ummmmmmmm

what would my mother say?? (insert profanities here)

Go for it! :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Zancan » Wed May 21, 2008 11:06 pm

Xzar wrote:
Zancan wrote:
Ugly girls are easier to approach so if you REALLY want to know just ask her up front. If you want to fuck her if she says yes, take her out back. Simple as that.

You're a disgrace.


A hilarious disgrace. Shame.


I don't think he would literally 'take her out back' - I'm sure I read some where else that he is 'in love!'

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Thu May 22, 2008 6:54 am

*red* wrote:Just found out that the gal who had a crush on me is now single and my mates are trying to set us up...........ummmmmmmm

what would my mother say?? (insert profanities here)


Your mother would say; "pics or it didn't happen"


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Matty, you make laugh my ass off. In the same fashion Xzar is doing. Surely if you don't find a girl attractive, then you don't go for her. Unless your self esteem is *that* low you have to fuck for a confidence boost?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby *red* » Thu May 22, 2008 8:38 am

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:
What if you think an ugly girl likes you? Can any one verify that?


Ugly girls are easier to approach so if you REALLY want to know just ask her up front. If you want to fuck her if she says yes, take her out back. Simple as that.


Ha ha matty. Nice and classy as always. :lol:

Actually my mates said something similar on saturday

"it is easier to ask a ugly chick out than a pretty one as you are less likely to be rejected"

also another guy said "by the rule of numbers you can ask a row of gals 'do you want a fuck' and eventually one will say yes."

Harsh but probably true.
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Postby Tet » Thu May 22, 2008 9:23 am

Twaddlefish wrote:Your mother would say; "pics or it didn't happen"

I was reading through this thread, not particularly paying attention to who was saying what. Then I came across this comment, and thought "That has to be twaddlefish". And lo and behold, I was right :-)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Thu May 22, 2008 9:40 am

My mate wants to set up a profile for me on one of these internet dating sites, im not interested tbh, but he keeps badgering me to do it and its getting on my nerves now, every time i go round there its the bloomin same.....

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Thu May 22, 2008 9:58 am

I feel your pain, Lub!

Everytime I so much as mention a girl, I get "oooh, is she nice?" from my mother. That, and "you should have a girlfriend, there must be some nice girls out there"

Yes. Because I'm incapable of doing this kind of thing on my own without the internet to help me. :lol:

@Tet; dammit, I'm becoming preidictable! :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby hairyscarymark » Thu May 22, 2008 12:01 pm

I am not convinced that ugly girls are actually more approachable. I seem to have had absolutely no success with really bad looking girls but that is maybe becuase of lack of trying to speak them.

I have spoken to moderately overweight girls on a few ocasions before with the theory that my chance of sucess was higher and it never gets anywhere. Most of them seem a lot less comfortable with themselves (and speaking to me). It is also possible even more suspicious of your motives if they aren't used to attention.

And with guys not approaching girls.

Some girls don't like being approached by strangers and treat you as if you were about to murder them if you approach them. Sensible precaution in my case :D but it is stupid if they then go on to complain about nobody ever speaking to them.

It is largely a matter of how friendly someone is. I prefer just to get speaking to someone when I am out, not a fan of chatting up. It is a bit vein when girls assumes every guy who speaks to her is trying to chat her up. My local rock bar is a really friendly place which is great but elsewhere is never as good.

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Postby moongoosedani » Thu May 22, 2008 12:51 pm

lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:My mate wants to set up a profile for me on one of these internet dating sites, im not interested tbh, but he keeps badgering me to do it and its getting on my nerves now, every time i go round there its the bloomin same.....

So ive xcome to the library to get a bit of peace

Im actually on 'Match' myself. Its even more gutting when you've had 60+ people view your profile, and not one of them has e-mailed you, or sent a 'wink' or whatever. Am I THAT unattractive? Theres gotta be some likeminded people on there, surely?
It's not exactly a confidence boost, especially since internet dating is seen as a 'last resort' by so many.. :(
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Zancan » Thu May 22, 2008 2:30 pm

I'm glad I'm not fat or ugly. This is a cruel, cruel world.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby *red* » Thu May 22, 2008 3:35 pm

I have been fat and ugly- not fun.
Now just ugly but as long as I have some confidence then I do fine.
Ok so I am single and have been for 2 years but still having fun.

It is a tough world when being surrounded by loved up people (especially as I was the only single person at the wedding last sat) and with my mum going on at me that I need a guy.

But why?

Having fun just doing what I like when I like.
Don't think I have any spare time for a guy really.
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Postby Azrael~Azure » Thu May 22, 2008 4:40 pm

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