The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby moongoosedani » Thu May 22, 2008 4:43 pm

Azrael~Azure wrote:I make men quiver in fear.

Next! :evillaff:

With that face? Never! :lol:
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Postby Jonoleth » Thu May 22, 2008 5:20 pm

moongoosedani wrote:
Azrael~Azure wrote:I make men quiver in fear.

Next! :evillaff:

With that face? Never! :lol:


Maybe its not the face that's terrifying...
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Azrael~Azure » Thu May 22, 2008 5:23 pm

moongoosedani wrote:
Azrael~Azure wrote:I make men quiver in fear.

Next! :evillaff:

With that face? Never! :lol:


I'm pretty sure putting on my 'angry' face and marching at you through a field would make you shit yourself with fear. :yes: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonoleth wrote:
moongoosedani wrote:
Azrael~Azure wrote:I make men quiver in fear.

Next! :evillaff:

With that face? Never! :lol:




Maybe its not the face that's terrifying...


Indeed, I have terrifying claws. :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby moongoosedani » Thu May 22, 2008 7:53 pm

I think I'd be ok. You should have seen my ex. 4ft something tall, face like a bag o' spanners. She would headbutt me in the shins when angry. Grrrrr :x
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Azrael~Azure » Thu May 22, 2008 9:32 pm

moongoosedani wrote:I think I'd be ok. You should have seen my ex. 4ft something tall, face like a bag o' spanners. She would headbutt me in the shins when angry. Grrrrr :x
:lol: :lol: :lol:



Was your ex by any chance Oddjob?




:rolleyes: :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu May 22, 2008 9:36 pm

Azrael~Azure wrote:
moongoosedani wrote:I think I'd be ok. You should have seen my ex. 4ft something tall, face like a bag o' spanners. She would headbutt me in the shins when angry. Grrrrr :x
:lol: :lol: :lol:



Was your ex by any chance Oddjob?




:rolleyes: :lol:



That's the funniest thing i've read all day. :lol:



Anyway, should be plenty of sexy time for me tomorrow!!! :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Azrael~Azure » Thu May 22, 2008 10:07 pm

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:
Azrael~Azure wrote:
moongoosedani wrote:I think I'd be ok. You should have seen my ex. 4ft something tall, face like a bag o' spanners. She would headbutt me in the shins when angry. Grrrrr :x
:lol: :lol: :lol:



Was your ex by any chance Oddjob?




:rolleyes: :lol:



That's the funniest thing i've read all day. :lol:



Anyway, should be plenty of sexy time for me tomorrow!!! :D


Lets see,
One witty reply + James Bond reference...
That'll be £5.99 please. :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby moongoosedani » Thu May 22, 2008 10:54 pm

lol nah she wasnt Oddjob, she never suited a hat. Similar size though. Most of the time she was angry with me for something or other. Looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp. :lol:
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Postby Freakshow Nightmare » Thu May 22, 2008 11:59 pm

moongoosedani wrote: Looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp. :lol:


That's a nice expression, I may have to start using it.

Well, I failed to get my ex to change her mind, so... I fail.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby moongoosedani » Fri May 23, 2008 1:35 am

Freakshow Nightmare wrote:
moongoosedani wrote: Looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp. :lol:


That's a nice expression, I may have to start using it.

Well, I failed to get my ex to change her mind, so... I fail.

Dude, you'll be better off without her. I properly moped around for ages after she left, but everything else in my life improved, new house, 2 promotions etc. Bit lonely but always console myself with the fact that im only 24, plenty more opportunity out there. Besides, she DID try and kill me on several occasions so im probably better off without her in my life. You'll be fine, time is a great healer, as they say...
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Azrael~Azure » Fri May 23, 2008 6:52 am

moongoosedani wrote:
Freakshow Nightmare wrote:
moongoosedani wrote: Looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp. :lol:


That's a nice expression, I may have to start using it.

Well, I failed to get my ex to change her mind, so... I fail.

Dude, you'll be better off without her. I properly moped around for ages after she left, but everything else in my life improved, new house, 2 promotions etc. Bit lonely but always console myself with the fact that im only 24, plenty more opportunity out there. Besides, she DID try and kill me on several occasions so im probably better off without her in my life. You'll be fine, time is a great healer, as they say...



WTF. :?

Why did you go back to her after the first attempt to kill you?
Seriously....I'd have cut all ties after that first attempt and called the men in white coats.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby andeh » Fri May 23, 2008 1:00 pm

moongoosedani wrote:Besides, she DID try and kill me on several occasions


Did you forget your safety word or something :P

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Blissy » Fri May 23, 2008 2:19 pm

Sex musta been mental. haha!
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Postby moongoosedani » Fri May 23, 2008 3:51 pm

I just put up with it. She'd try and suffocate me with pillows in jest, but then it became more seroius, but I could easily get out of it cos im about 3 foot taller than her. lol. She pushed me down sum stairs once. And yeah the sex was mental, she broke my ribs one time. I never thought of leavin her tho, cos I thought that was as good as it got tbh, plus i had the fear of being single.. Stupid really. Anyway its over now. Ive done my time..
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Postby Azrael~Azure » Fri May 23, 2008 6:08 pm

moongoosedani wrote:I just put up with it. She'd try and suffocate me with pillows in jest, but then it became more seroius, but I could easily get out of it cos im about 3 foot taller than her. lol. She pushed me down sum stairs once. And yeah the sex was mental, she broke my ribs one time. I never thought of leavin her tho, cos I thought that was as good as it got tbh, plus i had the fear of being single.. Stupid really. Anyway its over now. Ive done my time..



Good God man! :o
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