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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Johnny Tightlips » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:33 pm

The day I find a girl who would find this funny and romantic in her valentines day card-

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All of my base,
Are belong to you.

is the day I get married to that person :lol:

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Postby twilightoftheidols » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:35 pm

Johnny Tightlips wrote:The day I find a girl who would find this funny and romantic in her valentines day card-

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All of my base,
Are belong to you.

is the day I get married to that person :lol:


lmfao best card ever :yes: sadly im a guy though :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Moonburp » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:37 pm

twilightoftheidols wrote:
Johnny Tightlips wrote:The day I find a girl who would find this funny and romantic in her valentines day card-

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All of my base,
Are belong to you.

is the day I get married to that person :lol:


lmfao best card ever :yes: sadly im a guy though :P

Hhaha, my friend Jem gave that to her boyfriend for Valentines :D But on a t shirt 8)

Except it was Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000BF :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Johnny Tightlips » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:40 pm

Moonburp wrote:
twilightoftheidols wrote:
Johnny Tightlips wrote:The day I find a girl who would find this funny and romantic in her valentines day card-

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All of my base,
Are belong to you.

is the day I get married to that person :lol:


lmfao best card ever :yes: sadly im a guy though :P

Hhaha, my friend Jem gave that to her boyfriend for Valentines :D But on a t shirt 8)

Except it was Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000BF :lol:


LOL fucking brilliant!

I once sent a birthcard to my friend that inside basically had the C++ source code for a program expressing birthday wishes :lol:

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Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:51 pm

Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF,
All my base,
Are belong to you.

I got that in a text once. It put a smile on my face. Is it sad I understood what it was all about? :lol:

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Postby keera_envenomed » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:54 pm

HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF,
All my base,
Are belong to you.

I got that in a text once. It put a smile on my face. Is it sad I understood what it was all about? :lol:


Yes.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby MotorAmarth » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:15 pm

HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF,
All my base,
Are belong to you.

I got that in a text once. It put a smile on my face. Is it sad I understood what it was all about? :lol:


No because so did I, so we're cool :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby bloodfiend » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:36 pm

RedTeamWins wrote:I was sat around a table with some freinds the other day and I've come to the realisation that EVERY SINGLE ONE of them had a girlfreind/boyfreind except for me. And it's not like it was a small group, there were about a dozen of us.
This makes me feel incredibly shitty and defective.
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Amen!


lol, I ended up getting with my girl cos she was going out with a computer nerd who was more into World Of Warcraft than her, and she found me a bit more interesting than him....so i kinda have computer games to thank for bringing us together!

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Postby keera_envenomed » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:53 pm

bloodfiend wrote:
RedTeamWins wrote:I was sat around a table with some freinds the other day and I've come to the realisation that EVERY SINGLE ONE of them had a girlfreind/boyfreind except for me. And it's not like it was a small group, there were about a dozen of us.
This makes me feel incredibly shitty and defective.
Smindas wrote:Someone find me a woman in to bad music and Sega games.

Amen!


lol, I ended up getting with my girl cos she was going out with a computer nerd who was more into World Of Warcraft than her, and she found me a bit more interesting than him....so i kinda have computer games to thank for bringing us together!


Awwww - nerd love!

Sadly the opposite happened to me - My last relationship ended through a message on an mmorpg called Travian (no one seems to play it). That was pretty low :( Meh - at least I lasted til the end of the server time and he didn't.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby jackcake » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:59 pm

HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF,
All my base,
Are belong to you.

I got that in a text once. It put a smile on my face. Is it sad I understood what it was all about? :lol:


This made my day. :lol:
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Postby herzeleid » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:11 pm

So ronery :(

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Postby Luke- » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:15 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:Sadly the opposite happened to me - My last relationship ended through a message on an mmorpg called Travian (no one seems to play it). That was pretty low :( Meh - at least I lasted til the end of the server time and he didn't.


You were dumped via a game?
Fucking hell, what a low bastard.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby bloodfiend » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:20 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:
Awwww - nerd love!

Sadly the opposite happened to me - My last relationship ended through a message on an mmorpg called Travian (no one seems to play it). That was pretty low :( Meh - at least I lasted til the end of the server time and he didn't.



not so much nerd love - more the fact she'd got bored with her nerd and i wasn't one!

btw, I have absoluely NO idea what your second paragraph is on about, what exactly is a "mmorpg"?

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby jackcake » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:33 pm

Luke- wrote:You were dumped via a game?
Fucking hell, what a low bastard.


I was once dumped by MSN. In fact I was going to dump her in person but overslept and missed our meeting. Saved me the bus fare at least.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:35 pm

bloodfiend wrote:
keera_envenomed wrote:
Awwww - nerd love!

Sadly the opposite happened to me - My last relationship ended through a message on an mmorpg called Travian (no one seems to play it). That was pretty low :( Meh - at least I lasted til the end of the server time and he didn't.



not so much nerd love - more the fact she'd got bored with her nerd and i wasn't one!

btw, I have absoluely NO idea what your second paragraph is on about, what exactly is a "mmorpg"?


Ha ha - good for you sir! An mmorpg is a "massively multiplayer online role-playing game" - basically lots of nerds playing in an online virtual world. Usually said world involves war and mystical creatures of some kind. Generally I avoid them but aforementioned ex got me hooked on this one. World of Warcraft is famous for taking over many a life!
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