The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Big D » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:09 pm

Finnvitka wrote:the other day I was taking it hard from behind and dislocated my shoulder.



wha...?


. :?


:o

:?

You know what, if anybody wants me I'll be over in the "now playing" thread where it's safe.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:09 pm

Finnvitka wrote:aha.

I fully intend to make good on my promise

and believe me, you do NOT want to know about any of the stuff I get up to.


That sounds like a wager to me......
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby wintermourn » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:10 pm

WUBB YOU HANNAH!!!

*awaits amys next post* :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Finnvitka » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:12 pm

I once spent two weeks trying to cover up bruises and fingermarks on my neck from being strangled.
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Postby a_p » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:18 pm

Finnvitka wrote:you do NOT want to know about any of the stuff I get up to.

mainly because we dont care ;)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:18 pm

Finnvitka wrote:I once spent two weeks trying to cover up bruises and fingermarks on my neck from being strangled.


A scarf is always helpful - unless its summer. Then you just look suspect.

I was expecting better than this Amy. I'm giving you a C- at the moment.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Mick Lee Roth » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:18 pm

Finnvitka wrote:the other day I was taking it hard from behind and dislocated my shoulder.


My bad, atleast it wasnt your spine........

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Finnvitka » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:22 pm

I made a promise and fully intend to stick to it.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:24 pm

Big D wrote:
Finnvitka wrote:the other day I was taking it hard from behind and dislocated my shoulder.


You know what, if anybody wants me I'll be over in the "now playing" thread where it's safe.


I know I'm "Now playing" with something ;D

Couples in wuv on forums are only half as bad as couples in wuv on facebook.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:31 pm

Jobdone wrote:
Big D wrote:
Finnvitka wrote:the other day I was taking it hard from behind and dislocated my shoulder.


You know what, if anybody wants me I'll be over in the "now playing" thread where it's safe.


I know I'm "Now playing" with something ;D

Couples in wuv on forums are only half as bad as couples in wuv on facebook.

"Name just took a humongous shit. AND SHE WUBZ HER BOY SNUCKEMS YES SHE DOES! <3<3<3<3<3"


Yeah. There should be seperate places on the internet, one for people who are happy and in wuv, and one for the bitter losers who long ago abandoned all hope. I mean versions of individual sites by the way, otherwise i'd just go back to that site which shall not be named.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:37 pm

herzeleid wrote:
Jobdone wrote:
Big D wrote: You know what, if anybody wants me I'll be over in the "now playing" thread where it's safe.


I know I'm "Now playing" with something ;D

Couples in wuv on forums are only half as bad as couples in wuv on facebook.

"Name just took a humongous shit. AND SHE WUBZ HER BOY SNUCKEMS YES SHE DOES! <3<3<3<3<3"


Yeah. There should be seperate places on the internet, one for people who are happy and in wuv, and one for the bitter losers who long ago abandoned all hope. I mean versions of individual sites by the way, otherwise i'd just go back to that site which shall not be named.


Ai. I need somewhere to post my depressed, misogynistic drunk ramblings other than facebook, where happy people judge me, and instead I get nodding approval. So the site needs to have a perfect nod smiley as a first order of business.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:39 pm

Ah internet relationship broadcasting crap isnt so bad, you get to laugh at the snide comments and bitchy threads the two idiots post after the breakup

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:40 pm

Jobdone wrote:
Ai. I need somewhere to post my depressed, misogynistic drunk ramblings other than facebook, where happy people judge me, and instead I get nodding approval. So the site needs to have a perfect nod smiley as a first order of business.


That place sounds like a fairytale... Could it really be real?

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:46 pm

herzeleid wrote:
Jobdone wrote:
Ai. I need somewhere to post my depressed, misogynistic drunk ramblings other than facebook, where happy people judge me, and instead I get nodding approval. So the site needs to have a perfect nod smiley as a first order of business.


That place sounds like a fairytale... Could it really be real?


Maybe one day man, if we really believe :cry:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:46 pm

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