The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ndnd » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:52 pm

I could probably write a book with some of the embarrassing stories I have (most of which are sex related).

but I think it's someone else s turn.
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Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:05 pm

Post moar.

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Postby herzeleid » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:13 pm

SOMEONE post one, I need some chortles. I posted the only one I gots, so I feel i'm immune.

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Postby twilightoftheidols » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:18 pm

My only ones pretty shit. My dad walked in on me n my ex when i was having abit of a gathering at mine a few years ago, he popped his head in, said "night... oh shiii" and promptly closed the door
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Blaken » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:57 pm

:lol: Embarrassing sex stories rule all, especially when they're not your own.

I don't really have any hilarious ones to be honest, sans the obligatory mum walking in whilst still under the covers and having a conversation without noticing moments.

The only one I find particularly hilarious was fairly recently, when (unlike me actually) I ended up bringing someone home who'd I'd only met that night at a club, and proceeded to have apparently rather loud sexy time at about 3am, which made my mum wake up and walk in. The conversation went something along the lines of...

Mum - "Are you alright??"
Me - "Er, yes"
"I heard a loud noise, I thought you'd fallen out of bed"
*Her eyes begin to adapt to the darkness and see what's actually happening, my stark naked guest sat upright atop me*
"Oh um.."
This being the first time I've ever been properly caught, I blurt out in my mild panic "Yea.. I'm kind of with a girl"
And this is followed, in my mother's fluster, by a several minute conversation about how my day was and what I had planned for the weekend, before she finally shuffles out, ready to taunt me relentlessly for weeks to come. :lol:

You probably had to be there. :eyes:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby SpellTrim » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:43 am

She didn't leave?

*cringe*
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby wintermourn » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:45 am

embarrassing sex stories? lol

*takes girlfriend back to the house when mum is out and doesnt notice her coming home*

mum walks in

"oh eermmm hello" *walks out*

we go downstairs to say we are going into town

mum turns to my GF at the time

"oh so how was it?"

O_O

we were 15 at the time... dont ask your 15 year old sons gf "how was it?" >_< hahaha
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ndnd » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:49 am

Blaken wrote:
Mum - "Are you alright??"
Me - "Er, yes"
"I heard a loud noise, I thought you'd fallen out of bed"



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:14 pm

Blaken, tell the one about the fat goth.
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Postby Drugged_unholy » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:02 pm

SpellTrim wrote:She didn't leave?

*cringe*


Probably wanted to join in.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Blaken » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:33 pm

Twaddlefish wrote:Blaken, tell the one about the fat goth.


I leave that one for parties, or at least for when I can watch people's reactions. :lol:
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Postby Finnvitka » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:42 pm

My mother doesn't knock. Ever. Even when she knows I'm... entertaining.

On many, many occasions she's walked in on various compromising positions. And she never gets the hint and always tries to carry out a conversation while I'm straddling someone or whatever.

She doesn't learn.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby a_p » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:48 pm

Bellini; do you have a picture of your mum that you could upload?
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Postby Ndnd » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:25 pm

a_p wrote:Bellini; do you have a picture of your mum that you could upload?



Why? Dare I ask
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby a_p » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:31 pm

... :devil:

im just messin about =p
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