SpellTrim wrote: The Toad wrote:
Then there's the mad ex story, but no-one will believe that one.
Right, but don't say I didn't warn you. This will make all other relationships seem sane and normal.
I used to go out with a girl who had a lot of problems. A LOT. One of them was dissociative identity disorder, more commonly known as multiple personality disorder. I didn't know this when I started going out with her, but found out about three months later. I was in love with her, so I dealt with it.
So, one night she rolls over to me in bed and the usual sex type things happened and we went back to sleep. I went home the following morning, in a fairly good mood only to get a phone call from her shouting at me because I'd slept with one of her other personalities, which turned out to be the ultimate cause of us breaking up.
The short version: I was dumped for sleeping with one of my girlfriends alternate personalities. All other women have seemed remarkably sane to me since then!