The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Big D » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:26 pm

Finnvitka wrote:Yes it is. Don't lie to yourself.

On the relationship note, I have decided that I need a pre-op trannie or a hermaphrodite or something, because I will not be happy until I have someone who looks like a woman but has a penis.



So, basically you want somebody from an 80s hair metal band that fell into a glacier in 1989 and only just got defrosted.

Or, y'know, get yourself a ticket to Thailand.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby RB2610 » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:39 pm

Finnvitka wrote:Yes it is. Don't lie to yourself.

On the relationship note, I have decided that I need a pre-op trannie or a hermaphrodite or something, because I will not be happy until I have someone who looks like a woman but has a penis.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby The Toad » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:17 pm

I've been generally quite fortunate with being caught in the act. The only time was when my ex was going down on me (under the covers) and my mum walked, pretended not to notice the person shaped bulge in the bed and asked what I wanted for breakfast and walked off.

Then there's the mad ex story, but no-one will believe that one. :)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby SpellTrim » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:22 pm

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Then there's the mad ex story, but no-one will believe that one. :)


Try us. :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby The Toad » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:32 pm

SpellTrim wrote:
The Toad wrote:
Then there's the mad ex story, but no-one will believe that one. :)


Try us. :D


Right, but don't say I didn't warn you. This will make all other relationships seem sane and normal.

I used to go out with a girl who had a lot of problems. A LOT. One of them was dissociative identity disorder, more commonly known as multiple personality disorder. I didn't know this when I started going out with her, but found out about three months later. I was in love with her, so I dealt with it.

So, one night she rolls over to me in bed and the usual sex type things happened and we went back to sleep. I went home the following morning, in a fairly good mood only to get a phone call from her shouting at me because I'd slept with one of her other personalities, which turned out to be the ultimate cause of us breaking up.

The short version: I was dumped for sleeping with one of my girlfriends alternate personalities. All other women have seemed remarkably sane to me since then!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby SpellTrim » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:52 pm

That sucks!!

But is also hilarious. :lol:

I don't evern care if it's not true...

Sorry......


...but it kinda is.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby The Toad » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:53 pm

SpellTrim wrote:That sucks!!

But is also hilarious. :lol:

I don't evern care if it's not true...

Sorry......


...but it kinda is.


Looking back on it, it's hilarious. It's one of the single oddest things that has happened to me!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Finnvitka » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:58 pm

Big D wrote: So, basically you want somebody from an 80s hair metal band that fell into a glacier in 1989 and only just got defrosted.



well, basically this.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:06 pm

I can only think of Yvonne of the Yukon but with some crappy 80s hair band
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Noodle » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:13 pm

Finnvitka wrote:Yes it is. Don't lie to yourself.

On the relationship note, I have decided that I need a pre-op trannie or a hermaphrodite or something, because I will not be happy until I have someone who looks like a woman but has a penis.


Well I saw a pic of the lead guy from Def Leppard just a day or 2 ago. He kinda looked like a grandma. That do?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby a_p » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:15 pm

The Toad wrote:
The short version: I was dumped for sleeping with one of my girlfriends alternate personalities. All other women have seemed remarkably sane to me since then!


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:16 pm

Alex. wrote:
wintermourn wrote:no it's really not :|


Exactly. Everyone knows Ireland is made up of one huge Guiness factory.


Then who is buying all the fish fingers? (I used to work for Birds Eye Ireland)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ndnd » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:54 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby twilightoftheidols » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:59 pm

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What a total whorebag!


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:01 pm

Hacked methinks. If so...

Seriously, shit like this is pathetic. Grow up. :?
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