The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:47 pm

I've done nothing to warrant castration, ever. I've literally never cheated in any way on a partner. Still, wimminz are insane.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:54 pm

herzeleid wrote:I've done nothing to warrant castration, ever. I've literally never cheated in any way on a partner. Still, wimminz are insane.


+1

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Moonburp wrote:This is fun when it happens to me :D

If you're reading this, then I'm joking :eyes:

You don't like it when I take you out to dinner? :P :lol:

I don't think there's anything malicious about my plan though. I figure it's perfectly healthy to show different sides of yourself to people every now and then, saves you from becoming boring to them.

:lol: That's such a lie. At least be honest with yourself, we're all bad people really.

And while some may call me cynical, I prefer 'truthful'


i never said it wasn't truthful, just that cynicism is often part of the truth
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby MentalInfestation » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:57 pm

herzeleid wrote:I've done nothing to warrant castration, ever. I've literally never cheated in any way on a partner. Still, wimminz are insane.


Hahaha! We're not all bad :lol: I'd only castrate 2/4, and that's cause they were just fucking twats! Rebound relationships FTL.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VizardAmata » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:08 pm

herzeleid wrote: Still, wimminz are insane.


It's true, I'm a woman myself and most women drive me crazy with their stupid/crazy behaviour. I'm ashamed to be associated with them. :lol:

But seriously, not all women are insane, just 98% of them. ;)

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:21 pm

VizardAmata wrote:
herzeleid wrote: Still, wimminz are insane.


It's true, I'm a woman myself and most women drive me crazy with their stupid/crazy behaviour. I'm ashamed to be associated with them. :lol:

But seriously, not all women are insane, just 98% of them. ;)


and its not all men that are (cheating) bastards either, just most
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:04 am

Is it just me or do most of the "Lol i'm not a cunt" people end up on the internet, instead of out fucking people being bastards?

EDIT: Not critising, I'm in the same group, just saying :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:31 am

Getting one over on people being fucking bastards is harder than it sounds, they've had years to get good at being assholes. Compromising your principles to bring them down isn't the best feeling I've ever had.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby SpellTrim » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:31 am

Bellini wrote:Pah the if only things were different line.

If only we lived closer
If only things weren't complicated
If only I'd met you before X
If only blah blah bloody blah
:rolleyes:

It's up there with the 'no offense, BUT' line.


+ "I still love you, I'm just not in love with you."


Seriously, what the fuck?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:18 am

is there a part in your brain which you can like lobotomize so you never have to feel love again? or want it, or even like men?
I'd love that. Infact everyone should have that. Kinda like what they give you in the film Equilibrium, except still appreciating stuff aside from the opposite sex.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby gelder » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:56 am

A change of tone here. 6 months today I've been with my girlfriend for :D
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FUCKING SUCK!!!!

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby NickBlake » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:07 am

7 months. This shit just got real.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:24 am

Hamdir wrote:is there a part in your brain which you can like lobotomize so you never have to feel love again? or want it, or even like men?


I dunno, but with a hammer and 10 minutes I could have a go?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby MentalInfestation » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:53 am

Jobdone wrote:Is it just me or do most of the "Lol i'm not a cunt" people end up on the internet, instead of out fucking people being bastards?

EDIT: Not critising, I'm in the same group, just saying :P


Maybe, could be because we've all experienced the people who are cunts/bastards and don't really want to get back into that situation again, at least for now :lol: I'm only just out of a 6 year relationship, and we're still mates, and it was pretty much me who ended it. If I was that big a cunt, I'm sure I'd have been ignored by now :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ghost » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:27 pm

MentalInfestation wrote:
I'm only just out of a 6 year relationship, and we're still mates, and it was pretty much me who ended it. If I was that big a cunt, I'm sure I'd have been ignored by now :lol:


Ah another one of the classics. He's thinking "If I can stay her friend then maybe she'll change her mind one day". Which means it's difficult to move on. The best thing my ex did for me many moons ago was say we couldn't be friends. That way it's a clean break & less of a mind mess.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby SpellTrim » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:50 pm

Ghost wrote:
Ah another one of the classics. He's thinking "If I can stay her friend then maybe she'll change her mind one day". Which means it's difficult to move on.


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