The Relationships Thread

[Smindas]

You're going to end up in a Devil's threesome, Owen. Make sure there's some Eiffel Towering at least.

[Cookie_]

Nearly 11 months now

Happy and in a relationship? You don't belong here.

Me and Cookie, we're like 2 salmon swimming against the stream of apathy that is this thread!

Awww! So true!
But... Why salmon?
<3 you Noodle

[RB2610]

So I was out with a friend and his GF. His GF randomly says to me "You're on my list". I play dumb and am like erm OK what does that mean? She says "You know when you're in a relationship and you can pick 5 people to sleep with?" and after that she says "I told my BF he had to pick 5 guys he'd sleep with and you're on his list too".

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WTF? Maybe they were just messing with you for a laugh? Seems fairly reasonable until you said your on her BF's list as well

[herzeleid]

Awww! So true!
But... Why salmon?
<3 you Noodle

Awwww, one day you'll be apart forever and all the years you spent together will seem like fleeting seconds

I feel especially bitter today.

[Johnny Tightlips]

Happy and in a relationship? You don't belong here.

Me and Cookie, we're like 2 salmon swimming against the stream of apathy that is this thread!

Awww! So true!
But... Why salmon?
<3 you Noodle

*sings*
Tiny salmon swimming in a streeeeeeeeeeeam
Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dreeeeeeeeeeeeam

[SpellTrim]

I appear to have met a girl that I like, and is making it very obvious that she likes me too. This is a rare occurrence.

Watch as I fuck it up completely.

*Popcorn, helmet with beer attached and 3D specs*

Proceed.

[herzeleid]

I appear to have met a girl that I like, and is making it very obvious that she likes me too. This is a rare occurrence.

Watch as I fuck it up completely.

*Popcorn, helmet with beer attached and 3D specs*

Proceed.

Will it be released on blu-ray? Also, I want to see some real attachment develop before the implosion please.

[Manadh]

Im happy and in a 4 and a half year relationship.

can I join your Shoal?

Haha I guess I should join too. I'm in a 3 and a half year relationship.

Me three! Another 4 and a half year-er here ! ^_^

[Twaddlefish]

Christ, I struggled with four and a half weeks!

[Noodle]

We can be like the Spartans in 300!.

No, wait. They all end up getting killed...

[RedTeamWins]

We can be like the Spartans in 300!.

We can all try and hide our homosexuality through being overly agressive?

[Lick Mars]

I haven't seen my boyfriend for 3 weeks. I should probably like, go see him or something

[MentalInfestation]

I like that I don't have to think about someone else's emotions, or have to turn my music off because it's "shit". This is the longest I've been single since I was 15

[RB2610]

I like that I don't have to think about someone else's emotions, or have to turn my music off because it's "shit". This is the longest I've been single since I was 15

That's exactly why you only go out with people with similar music tastes!!

[Danroush]

So I was out with a friend and his GF. His GF randomly says to me "You're on my list". I play dumb and am like erm OK what does that mean? She says "You know when you're in a relationship and you can pick 5 people to sleep with?" and after that she says "I told my BF he had to pick 5 guys he'd sleep with and you're on his list too".

W

T

F

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