The Relationships Thread

[Alex.]

3 months for me and the wench.

[Twaddlefish]

He took the bait!

JOE, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

OH SHI-

[twilightoftheidols]

The problems most of us have are attraction. We are all attracted to people who are no good for us and we let them get away with far too much for too long before they either break our hearts or we have enough and walk away.....

That's what you get for dating men with self esteem.

[NickBlake]

The problems most of us have involve being dreadful at making even the most tenuous connections with our fellow human beings, and we will all die alone.

FYP

[Smindas]

Edit: Welcome Lick Mars, have a bitterness welcome pack

If you actually make a bitterness welcome pack, I will buy you a pint

I bloody will! And what's more it will be professional and lovely.

It should just consist of Manic Street Preachers' The Holy Bible, a box of tissues (multi-purpose!) and a 12-pack of fancy beer,all tied together by a decorative ribbon.

[herzeleid]

It should just consist of Manic Street Preachers' The Holy Bible, a box of tissues (multi-purpose!) and a 12-pack of fancy beer,all tied together by a decorative ribbon.

I was thinking Life is Killing me by Type O Negative, a bottle of tesco vodka, a packet of tangy cheese doritos, a joint, and an Xbox 360.

[Smindas]

Yeah, yours is much better. Mine can be the 'light' version for the casual misanthrope.

[herzeleid]

Yeah, yours is much better. Mine can be the 'light' version for the casual misanthrope.

Sounds good, they can be judged individually then handed out accordingly If they get the big one, then lose the bitter, they will have to give it all back though. It's gonna be pricey.

[Jobdone]

It should just consist of Manic Street Preachers' The Holy Bible, a box of tissues (multi-purpose!) and a 12-pack of fancy beer,all tied together by a decorative ribbon.

I was thinking Life is Killing me by Type O Negative, a bottle of tesco vodka, a packet of tangy cheese doritos, a joint, and an Xbox 360.

Holy fuck want.

[Smindas]

There should also be a deluxe edition complete with revolver and single bullet.

[HollyTheHeadbanger]

[TheDarkProject]

Me and my Will. <3

Hello Cookie_. I recognise you two from the picture. It's great that you two are very happy together, and long may it continue, but next time Swallow The Sun play in Nottingham, can you plaase not spend half of the set kissing each other in the front row right in front of the singer during all the songs? THX.

[herzeleid]

There should also be a deluxe edition complete with revolver and single bullet.

As long as the bullet has a tiny teardrop etched onto it.

[Jobdone]

If I see one more person join a "I'm always thinking about you" or "I met someone special" or "That person changed my life" group, I'm going to go into a blind, rage fueled massacre.

There'll be tits for ear muffs for all.

[Nantha]

does everyone have that one person at their complete mercy?
Last night was a total trainwreck, I went for drinks with my ex (this same guy who has messed me around, dumped me three times and is just generally a dick) and ended up kissing him. LOL and he has a girlfriend, its all pretty funny really.
My life is a joke