The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Podgie. » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:02 pm

...after being stripped and raped?

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Postby Fibbly » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:24 pm

To be fair, the only "stalking" I had was from a guy I was kinda seeing/had been seeing and it could have been flattering if it wasn't so annoying. Things like sitting on my doorstep until I opened the door, and appearing in my back garden (which my bedroom overlooked and which backed onto a playing field), and 48 missed calls in an hour just drove me a bit mental after a while.
Although it was sweet that he didn't go to our leavers ball because it meant he wasn't going to see me again and he was too upset. If a little pathetic. Hoho.
He smelt like wet sand anyway.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Amelia » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:34 am

Fibbly wrote:He smelt like wet sand anyway.

:? how the hell does that happen?

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:46 am

He was a crab. A big, stalking crab.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Cookie_ » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:49 am

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Beardy » Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:45 am

Smindas wrote:He was a crab. A big, stalking crab.

He was a paedo?

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Postby Darkweasel » Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:48 am

uber_scran wrote:Bullshit, I bet people who get stalked love every minute of it. Unless you eventually get strangled.

I married mine.
Tbf, she was a pretty crap stalker.
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Postby Fjar » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:45 pm

Darkweasel wrote:I married mine.
Tbf, she was a pretty crap stalker.


I wish I'd stalked James more, so he could say the same thing. :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:14 pm

Beardy wrote:
Smindas wrote:He was a crab. A big, stalking crab.

He was a paedo?

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Postby Ndnd » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:35 am

I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait :).

We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).

Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.

Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.

I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside :eyes:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby metalsam » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:16 am

What about Rachel's speech from the start of Friends? You could end it by saying that actually, you are a shoe. Or something from the Futurama where Fry moves the stars.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:44 pm

I just told the guy I was seeing to stuff it. He let me down yet again.
Fed up of being picked up and dropped whenever he fucking feels like it.
So yeah, no more.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby uber_scran » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:06 pm

Bellini wrote:I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait :).

We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).

Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.

Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.

I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside :eyes:


So it isn't a church ceremony?

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Postby AnnihiSlateR » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:09 pm

Bellini wrote:I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait :).

We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).

Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.

Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.

I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside :eyes:

Shakespeare - Sonnet 116

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

don't know if thats the kind of thing you had in mind?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ndnd » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:20 pm

uber_scran wrote:
Bellini wrote:I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait :).

We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).

Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.

Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.

I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside :eyes:


So it isn't a church ceremony?


No. It's a Civil Ceremony at our venue.
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