The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Applecore » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:48 pm

Cheers guys! Was starting to feel a bit guilty, especially when it's girls I know..
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:51 pm

fluffymoo wrote:Quite often the conversation between me and Rich, whilst looking together at people, will go like this;

Me: Dat arse.
R: Where?
Me: 12 o'clock.
R: Can't see her, Moo.
Me: Oh, never mind. You missed it.

Or

Me: Dat arse.
R: Don't like her face.
Me: But her arse is nice.
R: Yeah, but yours is nicer.
Me: Noh.

Or, it will be something along the lines of "I'D LIKE TO FILL HER VOID, LOLOL"


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fjar » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:53 pm

Applecore wrote:Cheers guys! Was starting to feel a bit guilty, especially when it's girls I know..


Meh, don't be. Look and don't touch, easy. Enjoy the view. :yes:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Big D » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:56 pm

fluffymoo wrote:Quite often the conversation between me and Rich, whilst looking together at people, will go like this;

Me: Dat arse.
R: Where?
Me: 12 o'clock.
R: Can't see her, Moo.
Me: Oh, never mind. You missed it.

Or

Me: Dat arse.
R: Don't like her face.
Me: But her arse is nice.
R: Yeah, but yours is nicer.
Me: Noh.

Or, it will be something along the lines of "I'D LIKE TO FILL HER VOID, LOLOL"


You do sound like the most awesome girlfriend ever.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Littlemissmetal » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:07 pm

Fjar wrote:simply looking never hurt anyone.


That, in essence, sums it all up :)

I think Alex is wonderful, however this has yet to stop me jumping up and down for glee whenever Jaime Lannister (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) walks on set in Game of Thrones, for example.

Providing you're treating people in every day life with the same "only looking" philosophy, all is well.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby AnnihiSlateR » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:11 pm

As long as you don't act upon it, or feel the urge to act upon it, I think it's fine.

which isn't really saying anything that's not already been said :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Forgotten Lore » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:13 pm

I do think the line is drawn at taking pictures though :P
But what ends when the symbols shatter
and who knows what happens to hearts

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby thehairyone » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:22 pm

fluffymoo wrote:Me: Dat arse.
R: Where?
Me: 12 o'clock.
R: Can't see her, Moo.
Me: Oh, never mind. You missed it.



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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:27 pm

Forgotten Lore wrote:I do think the line is drawn at taking pictures though :P


I think that line is drawn even if you arn't in a relationship :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Forgotten Lore » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:28 pm

So that's where I'm going wrong in my seduction technique!
But what ends when the symbols shatter
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Noodle » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:41 am

There's a lot to be said for polyamoury or open reslationships. Possessive bastards that you all are.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby MetalBeast » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:08 pm

Noodle wrote:There's a lot to be said for polyamoury or open reslationships. Possessive bastards that you all are.


Polyamoury? Is that when you 'it a parrot with an 'ammer?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby metalsam » Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:01 pm

Nantha wrote:
Forgotten Lore wrote:I do think the line is drawn at taking pictures though :P


I think that line is drawn even if you arn't in a relationship :lol:


I'd be well flattered if some stranger wanted to take a photo of me :lol:

Again :D

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Noodle » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:40 pm

MetalBeast wrote:
Noodle wrote:There's a lot to be said for polyamoury or open reslationships. Possessive bastards that you all are.


Polyamoury? Is that when you 'it a parrot with an 'ammer?

For when you grow tired of her asking for crackers.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:06 pm

gah this is making me nostalgia so hard from when i was with someone who like chicks as much as me. She's home in a week though, going to see if she's up for going out perving together
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