The Relationships Thread

[Warlock]

I very much miss being in a long-term relationship, but when you have it you can take it for granted.

[Jobdone]

I agree fellow singles, I too can't imagine being in a relationship.

This is entirely a choice that I have made.

[tranmerefan]

One date for this week has cancelled. The one I was looking forward to. FFS.

[JamieH]

One date for this week has cancelled. The one I was looking forward to. FFS.

FFS Tim!

[Turbo]

Forum really isn't complete without a weekly (or more periodic) burst of Petes love life. The fuck has happened man? Talking about toothbrushes in the other thread.

[Danroush]

I think I finally stopped being anything with May now, if that's worth posting in here.

[tranmerefan]

Forum really isn't complete without a weekly (or more periodic) burst of Petes love life. The fuck has happened man? Talking about toothbrushes in the other thread.

Fuck all has happened unfortunately. I've settled in on a routine of "swipe on tinder, send a few messages on the other sites --> no matches, no replies"

Wrong time of year I think, it was the same last summer.

[Turbo]

So whens the new season start then?

I end up just liking peoples biographies. Not got this in my head that this isn't facebook.

[tranmerefan]

So whens the new season start then?

I end up just liking peoples biographies. Not got this in my head that this isn't facebook.

I'm the same, it's always good for a nose.

[Turbo]

Some of them are just straight up hilarious. I have been tickled many a time by some of them. I particularly liked one that seemed like a Sleaford Mods song/rant without the swearing.


Totally changing mine to "wasted money on shit coffee all the time, fish fingers, take the batter off, I can't believe you had kids. Fuck ahhf."

[Turbo]

Got a match because I rather liked "why have abs when you can have kebabs." Shes actually not that bad either. Might ask her if she wants her steak bake rattled.

[tranmerefan]

Got a match because I rather liked "why have abs when you can have kebabs." Shes actually not that bad either. Might ask her if she wants her steak bake rattled.

Do it.

[Jobdone]

Got a match because I rather liked "why have abs when you can have kebabs." Shes actually not that bad either. Might ask her if she wants her steak bake rattled.

If she don't go for that then I don't understand women at all

spoiler: i don't

[Turbo]

She appears to have disappeared. Don't know if the app has a glitch or shes physically deleted Tinder. Damn all the good ones get away.

No I didn't get a word in before you ask.

[Potato-Jim]

A lady I was seeing for a bit over the summer ended up seeing someone else when I had to concentrate on my exams. She of course chose not to tell me this until I finished my exams and approached her first. Fair enough if you found someone more suited to you, but a bit of courtesy wouldn't go amiss!

Ah well, back go being an asexual slug-creature who isn't arsed