Scissoring?
Can I watch?
The Relationships Thread
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Who the hell reads anything in sigs these days, unless it's an animated gif?
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FOR ONE MILLION DOLLAH
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peypea wrote:FJAR I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO HAVE YOUR SCISSOR BABIES
I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AND NOT CREEPED OUT AT ALL. <3
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Fjar wrote:peypea wrote:FJAR I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO HAVE YOUR SCISSOR BABIES
I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AND NOT CREEPED OUT AT ALL. <3
SWEET :3 <3
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siliconfury wrote:Scissoring?
Can I watch?
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Urinal2001 wrote:herzeleid wrote:Kids?! Back away, not today, disco laydeh
Well exactly, lol. Sent a lot of good women running for the hills with that little gem.
In my defense though, id make a kick ass dad.
You would be a great dad.
Don't have any for a while, because I need folks to party with
I have to say I've never told anyone I want their kids... Yet anyway.
I have a sneaky suspicion in a couple of years I'll end up having someones love child out of pure accident. It'll be reet.
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flo wrote: Don't have any for a while, because I need folks to party with
Are you aware that as a male, i am perfectly able to drink smoke and bungee jump all the way through the pregnancy? Kids or not, I will party alongside you until your inevitable scandal forces you into hiding. When you finally show your face again, my kids will be old enough to know that funny Aunt Flo is the centre of everything fun, and will ignore my warnings to not be led astray by you. Probably ending in the breakdown of my family... the loss of my job.... my hair falling out.... erectile dysfunction.... and a general sense of unease.
You know what Flerr, fuck you.
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Not sure I can be dealing with sprogs at the moment.
One Turbo is bad enough. Well, me and my dad, we're both Turbo. Turbo senior is a vast improvement on me though.
One Turbo is bad enough. Well, me and my dad, we're both Turbo. Turbo senior is a vast improvement on me though.
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I've far too much ahead of me to have kids now. And really, the only reason I'd want kids now would be to be a better father than my own one, which itself isn't a good enough reason.
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Think my dad has been talking of grandkids since I was 15.
Which in my current place of residence is leaving it late in the day.
Which in my current place of residence is leaving it late in the day.
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I've completely gone off the idea of kids, which is handy as if i stay with Welsh Woman I can't see her ever wanting them either.
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I only want a kid if it looks like this:
And then the poor sod will be bullied, I'd probably give it some daft name as well. It's a tough call.
And then the poor sod will be bullied, I'd probably give it some daft name as well. It's a tough call.
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You're saying you want a ginger kid?
I'm ginger
I'm ginger
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You'd love your kid however it turned out I am sure. My only issue with kids is the guarantee I could give it the best upbringing possible, which as I am between countries and poor, is not a great time in my life to consider.
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Kids?
Sod that. I don't like them and besides, I can't even look after myself.
Sod that. I don't like them and besides, I can't even look after myself.