The Relationships Thread

[MikeA]

I don't think its necessary. I'm going out with a guy who likes hideous music, whereas I like ace music. Although they are both in the variety of metal. Generally.

Yeah , its not necessary at all.

My girl puts up with my trampyness, thats enough.

[Freyja]

Come on now people there's someone out there for everyone, someone who can anticipate your every need, hold your hand when you're
scared, cook your tea when you're hungry, w*nk you off when you're randy and listen to Rhapsody with you even though they only really like death metal and they think all that dragon and swords stuff is a bit silly. Well maybe not that last bit, I still can't find anyone
else who likes power metal ;->

I like power metal!!!! Swords and dragons ftw
but I also like death metal, har. I combine my loves perfectly with death metal t shirts and fantasy elf ears xD

[mightymoonlord]

Oh typical! Looks last my last statement was completely wrong and there are in fact 100's of women
who like power metal, just waiting to chant the holy songs of Rhapsody and who, presumably, don't mind dressing up like Elrond's sexy cousin while doing so.

I don't like being wrong though so I'm going to add ...

there are no women out there who like power metal, who are single and also can speak icelandic and know how to make souffle.

;->

[reverend]

gosh, this forum use to be power-metal elite...where'd they all go????

Is there such a thing?

Power metal is metal for people whose Mum's iron their pants.

[mightymoonlord]

Your mum irons my pants - with her tongue usually - does that still count?

[reverend]

Your mum irons my pants - with her tongue usually - does that still count?

Not quite, and rather a poor effort. Go and stand in the corner.

[mightymoonlord]

That's what your mum said! Except instead of corner she said b*m hole.

Err.. that doesn't make much sense does it?
Still I hope you feel suitably chided.

[reverend]

That's what your mum said! Except instead of corner she said b*m hole.

Err.. that doesn't make much sense does it?
Still I hope you feel suitably chided.

I fear the emotional scars may take years to heal.

Perhaps I can write a concept album about and get the bloke from Stratovarius to play keyboards on it.

[mightymoonlord]

Damn it I love that guy, he's a legend. Especially his solo album about the vikings. Maybe we can get your mum on vocals, she's good at screaming. Or is that my mum?

[reverend]

Damn it I love that guy, he's a legend. Especially his solo album about the vikings. Maybe we can get your mum on vocals, she's good at screaming. Or is that my mum?

Your mum was rubbish, it was like having Patsy Palmer on on Ritalin.

I can't say I know his work other than the Malmsteen and Silver Mountain stuff.

[mightymoonlord]

Your mum,
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Looks like pat butcher,
YOUR MUMMMMMMMMMMMM

(apologies to slayer)

Can we stop this now I feel a bit silly. Your mum might be a really nice woman, despite what I hear about her (and what I've read in various rest rooms around the land), and I don't feel I should set myself up in judgement of her.



p.s. it's Jens Johansson - The Last Viking. Truly amazing album, not just keyboard noodlin' either.

[heavymetalninja]

I think i can easily use family guys persuasive way of getting people to go to war with iraq...

I dont like power metal

indeed sir, but if you dont like power metal you are a gay

- I like power metal!

- Yes me too!

[Freyja]

i have a happy fantasy in my head and if it doesnt happen i shall be cross indeed.
raar.

[mightymoonlord]

Hmm your plan indeed works! Unless you are gay AND like power metal in which case your mind would get stuck in an infinite loop. And you would end up liking Primal Fear, the worst fate anyone could meet.

[Heat-13]

Powermetal for the win. As a guy who played D&D for the last 6 years of his life non stop with his mates I can tell you thats its just awesome.

Shame that girls dont usually see it that way lol.

I'll have to try the family guy routine next time...