herzeleid wrote:I'll help you guys get started, you just need to complete this sentence:
The main thing I did not like about my ex partner was __________
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No offence, obv. Glad it's ended on okay terms.
herzeleid wrote:I'll help you guys get started, you just need to complete this sentence:
The main thing I did not like about my ex partner was __________
NeglectedField wrote:herzeleid wrote:I'll help you guys get started, you just need to complete this sentence:
The main thing I did not like about my ex partner was __________
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No offence, obv. Glad it's ended on okay terms.
Freyja wrote:I never used to be able to fit a whole one in my mouth. But now I can with ease.
TheLotusEater193 wrote:WHY IS IT SO TINY?!
TheLotusEater193 wrote:To be fair 1 and a half minutes is really good if you've never done it before.
keera_envenomed wrote:That's really sad to hear guys but i'm glad you are going to stay friends
Smindas wrote:Kick him in the shins. With knifey shoes.
Bisset wrote:I'd rather slap my balls with a cheese grater.
Jobdone wrote:Currently jealous of my mate whose got tomorrow off and can just hammer it for 3 days straight.
Bisset wrote:Well, I sent a last text to that girl basically saying "You, me, date?"
It's with the Gods now
EDIT - Fuck fuck fuck my goddam lack of spine and ability to actually grow a fucking pair sooner. She's "kind of seeing" someone at the moment. Why the fuck didn't I ask her on an actual date sooner? I always fucking procrastinate or put important things off for no reason. Well I feel like a toolbag #woeismetc
Turbo wrote:Got to be honest, in comparison to pizza you can get take away or at restaurants - shop bought pizza is shit. Had another doner kebab pizza today. Shit is off the fucking chain.
Jobdone wrote:Currently jealous of my mate whose got tomorrow off and can just hammer it for 3 days straight.
Nantha wrote:Today I went round a photographers house for a fitting. He left me in his house with the pc to go get another model from the station. Before he went out he said 'Oh you can use facebook and Spotify if you want, but make sure you log out of mine, I don't want people on my facebook seeing my Spotify and thinking something's wrong with me!'
When I enquired he said it's because I like all that 'dark, black music'. I said oh right, yeah I suppose you could call M83 and Kate Bush that
I don't get it, it's such double standards. I don't assume anything about people's music tastes, yet I constantly have people criticising and making fun of what they think I listen to... and they usually get it completely wrong.
Generally to avoid all that, I don't wear band tshirts and 'metal' looking stuff unless I'm out with like-minded people nowadays, I don't have the energy for that sort of judgement any more.
Turbo wrote:One day I'll get around to tasting Pussy.
Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.