The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Big D » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:41 am

HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:
2fukkinmetal wrote:Hey. women can be shítty too! its not just us blokes.


Haha, true, true. Some women can be absolute bitches. I mean shit, a certain time each month gets bad, but I make do, why can't they? It's not really an excuse, especially not ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Like a girl I know who (dunno if she still does this, I rarely speak to her now) used to act like a complete bitch and then be all "Oh I'm female I have an excuse." Doesn't mean nothing's your fault or anything...

And materialstic cows too. I'd much rather not be showered with valuable items. It may seem odd in a way, but yeah, it'd seem like the guy was trying to 'buy' me over, like he's afraid he isn't good enough for me and hence feels the need to buy gifts. I know that it'd most likely not be a case of that, and it's just a way of showing affection and all..but really, I'd just feel downright guilty unless I gave something in return of equal or greater value. I know, it's goodwill of the guy and all but still... I've not really been much of a taker unless I can return it, I guess that might be because I've always been like that but meh.
Anyway yeah, girls who go into a hissy fit because they don't like a present. The brats. I want to go up to people like that and punch them in the face hard. Should make them realise what the hell they have and that they should be happy with it.

Controlling women too. -.- If you feel the need to keep your guy on a strict, albeit metaphorical leash all the time, there's something wrong. You should be okay with giving him freedom and trust etc.

I'll stfu now.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:31 pm

Feel free.

You might want to add a year or so onto the age though. :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby a_p » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:41 pm

lmao, how will you take her DNA? Meiosis? :rolleyes: :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:25 pm

I wonder what it'd be like knowing myself, but as someone else.

I'd fuck me.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:29 pm

...well, this has taken a strange turn.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby laxo » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:50 pm

So the end point of this thread is, everyone wants to screw a copy of themselves?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:02 pm

Yes.

Don't you wonder how you are?! :O

Anyone who states otherwise is a liar.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Dan Jenkins » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:07 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:31 pm

What did I do?

And for the record, I'd rather not bone myself. That'd just be weird.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:40 pm

Liar.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby The Warlord » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:52 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:59 pm

:lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Dan Jenkins » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:03 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:21 pm

Hot damn, I'm just two people short of a threesome!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fibbly » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:05 pm

My significant other bought me a roseeeee.
I landed on my feet. :love:
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