The Relationships Thread

[Johnny Tightlips]

Your choice, but in my experience you should only regret the things you didn't do.

This. Definatly call him Smee.

I wouldn't, that's almost certainly not his name.

I'd lol pretty hard if it actually was now...

Plus, that would be really really weird.

[callumascott]

Your choice, but in my experience you should only regret the things you didn't do.

This. Definatly call him Smee.

I wouldn't, that's almost certainly not his name.

[Applecore]

The girl I was all fucked up over last month just asked me for my address so she can send me a Valentine's Day card.
The one year I know I'm getting a card and it's from the girl I want more than anything but can't have.
For fuck's sake..

[Finnvitka]

Haha, that did make me giggle

[Noodle]

The girl I was all fucked up over last month just asked me for my address so she can send me a Valentine's Day card.
The one year I know I'm getting a card and it's from the girl I want more than anything but can't have.
For fuck's sake..

That's cruel! Surely you didn't give it to her?

[isabiggles]

The girl I was all fucked up over last month just asked me for my address so she can send me a Valentine's Day card.
The one year I know I'm getting a card and it's from the girl I want more than anything but can't have.
For fuck's sake..

Give the address of someone who has the same name as you. It'd be hilarious.

Well.. giggleworthy.

[Applecore]

Stupid me gave her my address. I know she means well (and she'd know if I gave her the wrong one), so I guess it'll be nice to actually get a card for once.
It's just such a fucking stupid situation I'm in with her. She was going to be sleeping over on Sunday (even in the same bed) but I cancelled it because I realised I'd be kinda rubbing my own face into the fact that I can't have her, and it'd really take the piss if she's in my own bed with me.
I'm not the kind of guy who'd make a move while she's got a boyfriend, and I don't want to make her the kind of girl who cheats, so I cancelled it.
I've decided that I might actually be a little retarded.

[Finnvitka]

Yep.

[RedTeamWins]

She was going to be sleeping over on Sunday (even in the same bed)

I'm normally quite sympathetic to your plight, but... really? You were expecting some good to come from this and for everything to work out well?

[Applecore]

She was going to be sleeping over on Sunday (even in the same bed)

I'm normally quite sympathetic to your plight, but... really? You were expecting some good to come from this and for everything to work out well?

We arranged it last night via text. I was in bed. As I've said before I have a double bed and fucking hate being the only one in it.

[RedTeamWins]

She was going to be sleeping over on Sunday (even in the same bed)

I'm normally quite sympathetic to your plight, but... really? You were expecting some good to come from this and for everything to work out well?

We arranged it last night via text. I was in bed. As I've said before I have a double bed and fucking hate being the only one in it.

If the lass has a boyfreind and as you've said you're 'not the kind of guy who'd make a move while she's got a boyfreind', then it sounds like you were trying to beat yourself up tbh.

[Applecore]

If the lass has a boyfreind and as you've said you're 'not the kind of guy who'd make a move while she's got a boyfreind', then it sounds like you were trying to beat yourself up tbh.

Subconscious self-destruction, yay!

[Finnvitka]

Dear Applecore

Stop being a pillock, you are obviously not mentally retarded and therefore know that nothing will ever come of this unless they split up.

I recommend to you that you STOP DOING FUCKING STUPID THINGS LIKE INVITING HER OVER TO SLEEP IN YOUR BED.

[keera_envenomed]

Dear Applecore

Stop being a pillock, you are obviously not mentally retarded and therefore know that nothing will ever come of this unless they split up.

I recommend to you that you STOP DOING FUCKING STUPID THINGS LIKE INVITING HER OVER TO SLEEP IN YOUR BED.

I second is motion

[Smee]

This. Definatly call him Smee.

I wouldn't, that's almost certainly not his name.

I'd lol pretty hard if it actually was now...

Plus, that would be really really weird.

Eh yeah that would be a bit weird.. "Hey Smee, it's me, Smee!"
It's weird enough that I've actually started to introduce myself as Smee instead of Esmee. (Tend to get some raised eyebrows)
Don't know though, do kind of want to call him but I'm afraid to mess things up already.