Applecore wrote:Beardy wrote:Because if you're in the friend zone then you always get rejected, this has already been established.
You took the words right outta my mouth... it must have been while you were ki- wait, no, just the first bit
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By this axe I rule
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Applecore wrote:
Wait, what the fuck is going on with that guitar?
Buy me a beer at:
8-11/8 - Bloodstock
8-11/8 - Bloodstock
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It's trying to escape.
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Is that Rick Stein?
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Gosh, this thread is depressing. We should all make a giant naked man-pile at bloodstock to give us confidence, then go talk to women. Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.
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herzeleid wrote:Gosh, this thread is depressing. We should all make a giant naked man-pile at bloodstock to give us confidence
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herzeleid wrote: Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.
Gotta love the gig couples, the girl must be no older than 14 and be well into alestorm and the guy must be in his 20's and be br00tal. Niether of them can see the helarity of the situation.
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herzeleid wrote:Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.
That's pretty much the reason I believe it's pointless trying to pull at a festival, or in fact pull any chick that's into metal, because they're hideously outnumbered and will generally choose a guy that looks like a more handsome version of you.
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andeh wrote:herzeleid wrote:Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.
That's pretty much the reason I believe it's pointless trying to pull at a festival, or in fact pull any chick that's into metal, because they're hideously outnumbered and will generally choose a guy that looks like a more handsome version of you.
Just get your comedy routine in order and you'll be fine, bitches love to laugh
But yeah, generally, I wouldn't ever try because it would actually be a waste of festival. Tall skinny blonde man can have his woman, i'll just worry about getting tore up.
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herzeleid wrote:Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.
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herzeleid wrote:Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.
I think that's a bit harsh. I reckon there are about as many attractive women and about as many unattractive women at BOA as you'd find in any other similarly sized sample of females in the relevant age range.
andeh wrote:That's pretty much the reason I believe it's pointless trying to pull at a festival, or in fact pull any chick that's into metal, because they're hideously outnumbered and will generally choose a guy that looks like a more handsome version of you.
I tend to assume that most women at a metal festival will probably be spoken for and concentrate on enjoying the bands rather than trying to work out whether they're single/interested in me.
I did have a woman come onto me at the Bloodstock Indoor in 2006, but she was very drunk indeed (she would probably need to be to be in any way attracted to me ). I had undiagnosed intercostal neuralgia at the time and was convinced that my heart was fucked and was getting worried that I was going to have a cardiac arrest at any moment, so I was in no mood for "romance".
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
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andeh wrote:herzeleid wrote:Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.
That's pretty much the reason I believe it's pointless trying to pull at a festival, or in fact pull any chick that's into metal, because they're hideously outnumbered and will generally choose a guy that looks like a more handsome version of you.
Truer words were never spoken
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I wasn't being, like, literal. But it was a majority thing at the last two Brudstocks. Of course there are exceptions.
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andeh wrote:herzeleid wrote:Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.
That's pretty much the reason I believe it's pointless trying to pull at a festival, or in fact pull any chick that's into metal, because they're hideously outnumbered and will generally choose a guy that looks like a more handsome version of you.
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To be honest a defeatist attitude is not going to get you far in life.
"Why bother? I'll only fail."
A bit of confidence helps too. I used to be the same, I had fuck-all confidence and I didn't see any point in bothering (for a number of reasons). Now I'm pretty confident about myself, and respect myself. Self-respect helps, I mean hell, the age-old analogy of "you must respect yourself, before anyone can respect you" comes into play here somewhat.
No offence, but bitching and moaning and giving up instantly? No thanks.
"Why bother? I'll only fail."
A bit of confidence helps too. I used to be the same, I had fuck-all confidence and I didn't see any point in bothering (for a number of reasons). Now I'm pretty confident about myself, and respect myself. Self-respect helps, I mean hell, the age-old analogy of "you must respect yourself, before anyone can respect you" comes into play here somewhat.
No offence, but bitching and moaning and giving up instantly? No thanks.