The Relationships Thread

[peypea]

Whey

[Jobdone]

I would describe last night as a relative success with the female I have my eyes on.

[TheLotusEater193]

I would describe last night as a relative success with the female I have my eyes on.

Wuhey! You da man!

[Delightful-Jim]

I basically walked her home (30 mins in the cold) and she felt bad so she ordered a taxi for me to go back, and would not let me leave her house until the taxi was there. To keep me from leaving the then inserted her tongue in my mouth.


So...I think I did pretty alright for myself

Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal which I find adorable :3

[Jobdone]

Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal

[keera_envenomed]

To keep me from leaving the then inserted her tongue in my mouth.

[Purple n Batty]

I basically walked her home (30 mins in the cold) and she felt bad so she ordered a taxi for me to go back, and would not let me leave her house until the taxi was there. To keep me from leaving the then inserted her tongue in my mouth.


So...I think I did pretty alright for myself

Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal which I find adorable :3

[Bisset]

I would describe last night as a relative success with the female I have my eyes on.

[Ensorcelled]

You mean she didn't invite you to stay for a gobble? Bitch be playin' you.

[Jobdone]

fo rizzle.

you need to kidnap that cunt and keep her in your basement.

start fattening her up because i assume she's shorter than you.

stretch that shit out.

thing is she's gonna resist at first.

so you're gonna need to foie gras that shit.

hose and everything.

give it say 6 months.

by then they assume she's dead.

by then she weighs a bunch more.

around then you finally kill her.

the joke is stockholm syndrome has kicked and she cares about you.

that's why it'll be so much funnier when you slit her from throat to cunt.

sleep inside her liek a tauntaun.

after that, remove her skin.

dispose of the rest of the parts as you please.

make a full body suit from her skin.

visit her parents.

make sure your dick is poking through the skin suit.

make sure it's erect.

"I'M HOME MOMMY"

charge in.

start ejaculating on everything.

stab yourself in the neck.

bleed everywhere.

never reveal where the remains are buried.

write "SHE SHOULD'VE SUCKED ME OFF" on the inside of her skin.

burn it in.

let them know.

make them know.

[Delightful-Jim]

PLAN

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

If they're being taught in an Irish school they'll already think that

Obviously missed the bit where I said she was a protestant


And Jim as much as I like that plan I'd say just go for a cheeky bum-grope to start with

[Womble]

Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal

[Delightful-Jim]

I happen to find it endearing, especially since she could have sported a harsh Dundalk accent.



Which is much worse, trust me

[Nantha]

Been asked out on valentines day *titters*