The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fjar » Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:23 pm

tranmerefan wrote:
peypea wrote:Nah, I'm beginning to think it's me with the amount of times this sort of thing has happened to me now.


:(

I share your pain unfortunately.


Now kiss. :eyes:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:28 pm

:lol: :lol: thought the same!

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:54 am

:lol: shit off. Anyone that kisses me is going to get the world's worst illness right now. Different things dribbling out of different orifices. All very sexy.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:10 am

peypea wrote:Different things dribbling out of different orifices. All very sexy.


I've seen more than a few videos with that plotline tbf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Tue Dec 08, 2015 12:15 pm

Phwoar!

@Joe. Clunge Gunge: The Revenge?
Tbh if it doesn't exist it oughta.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby tranmerefan » Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:33 pm

:lol: :lol:

Turbo wrote:Phwoar!

@Joe. Clunge Gunge: The Revenge?
Tbh if it doesn't exist it oughta.


I preferred the sequel. It had stronger acting and a more believable plot.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fjar » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:10 pm

:lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:19 am

I have a tinder date on Monday. Eep.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:24 am

Netflix and chill?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:22 pm

Hell no. I'm not going to some strangers house.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Sat Dec 12, 2015 12:17 am

Sounds pathetic but I wish I had the stones to ask this barmaid girl out. I was there tonight and she's so funny. I don't have a fat lot to offer really so I will just defeat myself in silence. Fml.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby tranmerefan » Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:18 pm

Last 2 dates both said that "I'm a lovely guy, they just can't commit to a relationship right" 8) 8) 8)

I probably need to give myself a break from the endless messaging, it's dragging me down. I won't obviously, there's a lot more online at the minute with the New Year New You bullshit.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Podgie. » Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:49 pm

Since accepting being single is actually better than leading someone on or desperately "settling", I keep attracting girls I just don't fancy (physically or personality wise - or both). It's a little disheartening, but flattering nonetheless.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Sat Jan 30, 2016 10:12 am

Things seem to be finally going my way and I am so so happy.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Tet » Sat Jan 30, 2016 11:19 am

peypea wrote:Things seem to be finally going my way and I am so so happy.

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