The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Littlemissmetal » Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:29 am

Twaddlefish wrote:If I went on a first date to the cinema, I'd be pissed. Sitting in the dark for two hours with another 100 people while trying to get my funk on IN SILENCE is not my idea of fun. If you need to have an activity to let the conversation flow, I'd suggest there was something a bit wrong going on.


Yep. Surely a date where you can talk to each other is the way to go.

Or go to a coffee shop where your prospective future girlfriend and a random stranger slag off your taste in music, amirite? :P

Creepy: Trust me, if a lady is still talking to you and hasn't upped and left abruptly you're more than likely not being creepy.

Creepy is leering and leaning towards you and saying really inappropriate things - that sort of stuff. I think you'd know if you were doing any of that.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby JageReturns » Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:29 am

TheLotusEater193 wrote:
Urisk wrote:I don't think I've acted in a creepy way, but for some reason when I talk to girls, I start getting paranoid that I am being creepy :/ It fucking pisses me off like.

I've noticed loads of men seem to worry about that without needing to. All the creepy people i've met clearly have no idea how they're acting so you're probably just being paranoid unnecessarily.

This thread has also taught me that men think waaaaaay more into things than I ever realised. I thought it was women that did that!



I don't want to be mean but a lot of the time, especially with immature or generally dumb girls, the "creepiness" is just a by product of being a thinking person.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:52 am

JageReturns wrote:
TheLotusEater193 wrote:
Urisk wrote:I don't think I've acted in a creepy way, but for some reason when I talk to girls, I start getting paranoid that I am being creepy :/ It fucking pisses me off like.

I've noticed loads of men seem to worry about that without needing to. All the creepy people i've met clearly have no idea how they're acting so you're probably just being paranoid unnecessarily.

This thread has also taught me that men think waaaaaay more into things than I ever realised. I thought it was women that did that!



I don't want to be mean but a lot of the time, especially with immature or generally dumb girls, the "creepiness" is just a by product of being a thinking person.

Don't date immature or dumb girls then.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Littlemissmetal » Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:58 am

Between this and the Forever Alone thread, I’m really starting to wonder about the kind of girls you’re used to meeting Jage :|
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Dan Jenkins » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:08 am

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Urisk » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:20 pm

It probably doesn't help that I'm talking on Ersebook, and that in itself feels wrong in every which way. But hey. She's not coming to Wodensthrone but sounded pretty stoked about Motorhead and 'Thrax... I kinda fairly abruptly said I'd better get going, where she left a sad smiley and a "cool cool. night night" type thing... but I suppose the sad smiley could be a misspelling :lol:

So anyway I'll probably ask her if she wants to hang out, maybe grab a :coffee: and catch up, using the far from innaccurite excuse that since becoming unemployed I'm doing my nut in a bit and want to get out and hang out with more folk, and since it's been a while and everything. :lol:

Shoot the shit, malk metal and have a bit of a laugh. I'll max my slightly deadpan and mildly self-depreciating humour and oft attrocious but witty puns, one-liners and quips, and after that let's face it; what woman wouldn't want me? To be honest it'd be more about just having a bit of company for a puckle of hours. Somebody different to talk to, and somebody quite pretty to boot. Nuff'n wrong with that.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:26 pm

Littlemissmetal wrote:Between this and the Forever Alone thread, I’m really starting to wonder about the kind of girls you’re used to meeting Jage :|


Has one of the girls he has met stalked him on these forums?
Turned on MSN chat logs and Skype chat logs.
Hacked into his FB?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Urisk » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:46 pm

Been meaning to ask for ages. Is that Roger from Less Than Jake in your avatar pic?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:01 pm

Urisk wrote:Been meaning to ask for ages. Is that Roger from Less Than Jake in your avatar pic?



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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Urisk » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:38 pm

Nah, really? Looks like a spit for the dude from LTJ.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:42 pm

With an avatar that size he'd probably pass as Obama.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby PhilMow » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:46 pm

He also looks like that tosspot from Fall Out Boy :eyes:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:47 pm

PhilMow wrote:He also looks like that tosspot from Fall Out Boy :eyes:




...Which one? :eyes:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby PhilMow » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:18 pm

:lol:


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:23 pm

I swear everyone I know is getting engaged at the moment. After being in relationships for like no months as well.