The Relationships Thread

[Smerphy]

It's a trap. Barry, 35 year old plumber from Wigan wants to use your asshole in ways that I couldn't possibly mention on a public forum.

But just between you and me, he wants to put his willy in it, right? Right?

[wintermourn]

:insert Admiral Akbar picture here:

[Turbo]

It's a trap. Barry, 35 year old plumber from Wigan wants to use your asshole in ways that I couldn't possibly mention on a public forum.

But just between you and me, he wants to put his willy in it, right? Right?

Quiet child, adults are speaking.

[tranmerefan]

It's a trap. Barry, 35 year old plumber from Wigan wants to use your asshole in ways that I couldn't possibly mention on a public forum.

We keep having things in common, so it's bound to be either that or a mate having a laugh.

[metaldinosaur]

My love is constant and sharp.
And I do not hope fore a better world for anyone.
In fact I want my love to be inflicted on others.
I want no one to escape.
But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself.
No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.
This confession has meant nothing.

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!

[metaldinosaur]

Also Bodom. Nobody mentioned Bodom.

[Jobdone]

As in children of?

One of my few positive qualities is that I manage to never think of, nor mention, Bodom.

[Turbo]

Also referenced in Claws of Perdition by Shining, which is by far a better song all round.

[metaldinosaur]

As in children of?

One of my few positive qualities is that I manage to never think of, nor mention, Bodom.

Yep, Bodom are fine. No more no less.

But there use of Patrick Batman quotes is exceptional.

[Danroush]

As in children of?

One of my few positive qualities is that I manage to never think of, nor mention, Bodom.

Yep, Bodom are fine. No more no less.

But there use of Patrick Batman quotes is exceptional.

Long Distance Calling (a chilled progressive band, supported Katatonia and Swallow the Sun a few years back) have a song on their newest album which has a bunch of Bateman quotes. Not particularly important information, but felt like sharing

[Moonburp]

As in children of?

One of my few positive qualities is that I manage to never think of, nor mention, Bodom.

Yep, Bodom are fine. No more no less.

But there use of Patrick Batman quotes is exceptional.

Long Distance Calling (a chilled progressive band, supported Katatonia and Swallow the Sun a few years back) have a song on their newest album which has a bunch of Bateman quotes. Not particularly important information, but felt like sharing

I never knew, I fucking love that band more and more

[tranmerefan]

Anyone ever been speed dating? There's an event on in Liverpool this thursday, not sure whether it would be worth it in the slightest.

What can I expect, besides feeling needlessly nervous all day.

[Gandalf the Red]

Insert joke about dating whilst on drugs.

[Moonburp]

Anyone ever been speed dating? There's an event on in Liverpool this thursday, not sure whether it would be worth it in the slightest.

What can I expect, besides feeling needlessly nervous all day.

Go, but put on a different persona each time.

[Gandalf the Red]

£17

I take it it's this at the Revolution.

http://www.fastlovespeeddating.co.uk/sp ... ATj2S5Mvow


Personally I'd just spend it on vodka.