18, fucked my (at the time) friends girlfriend. Too much Jack Daniels that night.
Plus she was fucking ugly.
*shudder*
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19. She drove from Newbury to Nottingham for a couple of days. Haven't seen her since, and I've learnt a good deal since then too! Yeah, first time is always awkward and nerve racking, but you'll get better and more relaxed with experience. You'll be fine, lad!
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Delightful-Jim wrote:18, fucked my (at the time) friends girlfriend. Too much Jack Daniels that night.
Plus she was fucking ugly.
*shudder*
Haha, you utter bastard Jim Even I wouldn't pull a stunt like that
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VirginInvader wrote:Delightful-Jim wrote:18, fucked my (at the time) friends girlfriend. Too much Jack Daniels that night.
Plus she was fucking ugly.
*shudder*
Haha, you utter bastard Jim Even I wouldn't pull a stunt like that
Not my proudest moment, I'll admit.
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Delightful-Jim wrote:VirginInvader wrote:Delightful-Jim wrote:18, fucked my (at the time) friends girlfriend. Too much Jack Daniels that night.
Plus she was fucking ugly.
*shudder*
Haha, you utter bastard Jim Even I wouldn't pull a stunt like that
Not my proudest moment, I'll admit.
You're a bit of a dark horse aren't you!!
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keera_envenomed wrote:You're a bit of a dark horse aren't you!!
Dark Horse : Noun
A person about whom little is known, esp. someone whose abilities and potential for success are concealed: "a dark-horse candidate".
A competitor or candidate who has little chance of winning, or who wins against expectations.
Sounds about right..
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Delightful-Jim wrote:keera_envenomed wrote:You're a bit of a dark horse aren't you!!Dark Horse : Noun
A person about whom little is known, esp. someone whose abilities and potential for success are concealed: "a dark-horse candidate".
A competitor or candidate who has little chance of winning, or who wins against expectations.
Sounds about right..
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Did then friend get payback?
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aaahhh..That made my day. <3
He did not. I'm far too likeable.
mikeftw wrote:Did then friend get payback?
He did not. I'm far too likeable.
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VirginInvader wrote:In a portaloo at a Bon Jovi gig. Beat that.
Travelodge, a mate calling me a dick and saying "Satan" before passing out in the other bed in the room and a different mate on the floor...
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My then girlfriends mum walked in on us
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De Stijl wrote:VirginInvader wrote:In a portaloo at a Bon Jovi gig. Beat that.
Travelodge, a mate calling me a dick and saying "Satan" before passing out in the other bed in the room and a different mate on the floor...
Nice. I think Urinal2001's is my favourite so far though
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Fuckin hell, I think this is the first time people on this forum have made me feel boring
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Nantha wrote:Fuckin hell, I think this is the first time people on this forum have made me feel boring
Boring is good. I'm deeply, deeply ashamed of mine.
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De Stijl wrote:VirginInvader wrote:In a portaloo at a Bon Jovi gig. Beat that.
Travelodge, a mate calling me a dick and saying "Satan" before passing out in the other bed in the room and a different mate on the floor...
Oh God.