The Relationships Thread

[kle110]

Sexual horror stories.. ok..

My brother once found a vibrator I had, and being only young at the time and not understanding what it was, ran around the house with it pretending it was a lightsaber. My mam just wet herself laughing at him, and let him, only afterwards telling me to put it away. I told him it was for making froth on coffee.. so glad he wasn't older.

[Freakshow Nightmare]

Hmph, i had an amusing variation of the 'mother walking in' story once...

She tried to walk in, but I heard her start to open the door, leaped across the room and slammed the door shut, literally on her face... It was accidental, but may have suggested there was something going in there

Ah well. At least these stories make the relationships thread more upbeat than usual.

[Drugged_unholy]

All these stories indicate why: (1) You should put locks on your rooms and (2) you shouldn't live with your parents when possible.

[herzeleid]

Blaken, tell the one about the fat goth.

I leave that one for parties, or at least for when I can watch people's reactions.

We must hear this. Now.

[keera_envenomed]

Blaken, tell the one about the fat goth.

I leave that one for parties, or at least for when I can watch people's reactions.

We must hear this. Now.

I second this motion.

[Ndnd]

Tell us!!!!

[Freakshow Nightmare]

All these stories indicate why: (1) You should put locks on your rooms and (2) you shouldn't live with your parents when possible.

I'm 18. Don't judge me on that.

Anyway, I'm moving to uni soon

[Harley--Quinn]

Things get much easier when you leave for uni!

One time we were enjoying having an empty house when my mum arrived back. Luckily we heard her, so hastily dressed. I didn't bother to put my bra back on, just the tshirt. I went downstairs to say hello (to avoid suspicion), and she said "Oh, feeling airy are we?" I froze and was like "Err...what?"
"Not wearing a jacket, are you not cold?"
Relief!

[Fjar]

My dad has a tendency to knock and then enter immediately, without waiting for a reply.. that's led to a few awkward situations before.

Also when my sister walked in and DIDN'T LEAVE.

[wintermourn]

i find it funny that when i'm single and i go out no women are interested but now i have a girlfriend they all seem to be interested haha

such as last night these 4 girls that just would not leave me alone and didn't understand the phrase "i have a girlfriend!" lol

[Humperdink]

Wahay. After arranging to go and get my stuff from my ex's house last night, and him fucking forgetting, I am going over tonight.

Do. Not. Want.

[Twaddlefish]

such as last night these 4 girls that just would not leave me alone and didn't understand the phrase "i have a girlfriend!" lol

Send 'em my way, champ.

[wintermourn]

such as last night these 4 girls that just would not leave me alone and didn't understand the phrase "i have a girlfriend!" lol

Send 'em my way, champ.

haha i dont think they'd want to move to york when they've just started uni here

[wolverine83]

i find it funny that when i'm single and i go out no women are interested but now i have a girlfriend they all seem to be interested haha

This has been shown before. Women can tell subconsciously when a guy is not single and then, in typical illogical women thinking, are attracted because there must be "something about" that person. Despite the fact that they're taken. Amazing.

[wintermourn]

i find it funny that when i'm single and i go out no women are interested but now i have a girlfriend they all seem to be interested haha

This has been shown before. Women can tell subconsciously when a guy is not single and then, in typical illogical women thinking, are attracted because there must be "something about" that person. Despite the fact that they're taken. Amazing.

or the whole wanting what they can't have thing lol