The Relationships Thread

[Applecore]

It's fine for you to say all that, Amy, but you seem to have some success in this field. I rarely do, so I am doing what I want to do - that's making an effort to get a girlfriend. I'm sick of being single and sick of having feelings and doing nothing about them. Hence, messaging this girl.

And congrats Sami! 4 and a half years is ages, but it does fly by, doesn't it? Well, my longest relationship did, which was just over 2 years.

[HollyTheHeadbanger]

I'd be shit if I were single.

I'm probably all too good at being single.

[Finnvitka]

See, by actively chasing girls it usually doesnt actually dispose them to want to go out with you. We're mental like that.

I got my boy by being wasted on new years eve, turning to him at midnight and saying "hi random guy, have a new year's kiss".

[MotorAmarth]

I'd be shit if I were single. I have no self confidence and have never ever attempted to chat someone up. I also have no idea if someone is trying to come onto me as I just think people are being nice
Good for you for texting* her Applecore, hope she replies soon and the response is favourable!

However, it's four and a half years on Friday for me and the boy. Bloody long time when you actually think about it!

*Edit: Facebooking her even

I've had no self confidence being single, but even more so in my last relationship before the one I'm in now
That's kind of sad really :/ That I was more confident being single than with someone who "cared" for me

And good for you guys at 4 and a half years! That's great

[Noodle]

But its not actually a big deal. You think it is cos the whole world is all GET MARRIED, SETTLE DOWN blah blah blah but in all seriousness, do shit that makes you happy that doesn't revolve around bagging some hot piece of ass. Go out, get hobbies, meet people. Don't stress because you havent had sex in however fucking long, sex is massively over-rated most of the time anyway.

Please stop it with this deluded idea that you know exactly how everybody and everything works and that you're always right.

[MotorAmarth]

[Finnvitka]

But its not actually a big deal. You think it is cos the whole world is all GET MARRIED, SETTLE DOWN blah blah blah but in all seriousness, do shit that makes you happy that doesn't revolve around bagging some hot piece of ass. Go out, get hobbies, meet people. Don't stress because you havent had sex in however fucking long, sex is massively over-rated most of the time anyway.

Please stop it with this deluded idea that you know exactly how everybody and everything works and that you're always right.

What, because you're obviously more clued up than I am?

You can't even stoop to referring to your girlfriend by her real name on the internet.

[Jim]

[Noodle]

But its not actually a big deal. You think it is cos the whole world is all GET MARRIED, SETTLE DOWN blah blah blah but in all seriousness, do shit that makes you happy that doesn't revolve around bagging some hot piece of ass. Go out, get hobbies, meet people. Don't stress because you havent had sex in however fucking long, sex is massively over-rated most of the time anyway.

Please stop it with this deluded idea that you know exactly how everybody and everything works and that you're always right.

What, because you're obviously more clued up than I am?

You can't even stoop to referring to your girlfriend by her real name on the internet.

I don't go around thinking that what I say is absolutely correct and heaven help anyone who disagrees.

And I do actually I refer to her as Cookie because a) There's more than one Sam, b) because her forum name is... Cookie, and c) People identify her as.... Oh yes, you've guessed it... Cookie!

[MotorAmarth]

That's exactly what I thought

[Noodle]

Nothing like a good ol' keyboard scrap

[Cookie_]

Net beef

[Littlemissmetal]

However, it's four and a half years on Friday for me and the boy. Bloody long time when you actually think about it!

Congrats, thats ages!

And nice one Applecore for texting - most girls aren't actually that mental and appreciate honesty from you.

Dear lord Finnvitka, do you ever stop?

[Applecore]

Again, facebook messaging Texting would've got me a reply by now

[Littlemissmetal]

Again, facebook messaging Texting would've got me a reply by now

Haha, sorry the sentiment remains the same though!