The Relationships Thread
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Delightful-Jim wrote:I would describe last night as a relative success with the female I have my eyes on.
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Delightful-Jim wrote:I would describe last night as a relative success with the female I have my eyes on.
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I basically walked her home (30 mins in the cold) and she felt bad so she ordered a taxi for me to go back, and would not let me leave her house until the taxi was there. To keep me from leaving the then inserted her tongue in my mouth.
So...I think I did pretty alright for myself
Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal which I find adorable :3
So...I think I did pretty alright for myself
Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal which I find adorable :3
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Delightful-Jim wrote:
Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal
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Delightful-Jim wrote:To keep me from leaving the then inserted her tongue in my mouth.
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Delightful-Jim wrote:I basically walked her home (30 mins in the cold) and she felt bad so she ordered a taxi for me to go back, and would not let me leave her house until the taxi was there. To keep me from leaving the then inserted her tongue in my mouth.
So...I think I did pretty alright for myself
Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal which I find adorable :3
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Delightful-Jim wrote:I would describe last night as a relative success with the female I have my eyes on.
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You mean she didn't invite you to stay for a gobble? Bitch be playin' you.
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fo rizzle.
you need to kidnap that cunt and keep her in your basement.
start fattening her up because i assume she's shorter than you.
stretch that shit out.
thing is she's gonna resist at first.
so you're gonna need to foie gras that shit.
hose and everything.
give it say 6 months.
by then they assume she's dead.
by then she weighs a bunch more.
around then you finally kill her.
the joke is stockholm syndrome has kicked and she cares about you.
that's why it'll be so much funnier when you slit her from throat to cunt.
sleep inside her liek a tauntaun.
after that, remove her skin.
dispose of the rest of the parts as you please.
make a full body suit from her skin.
visit her parents.
make sure your dick is poking through the skin suit.
make sure it's erect.
"I'M HOME MOMMY"
charge in.
start ejaculating on everything.
stab yourself in the neck.
bleed everywhere.
never reveal where the remains are buried.
write "SHE SHOULD'VE SUCKED ME OFF" on the inside of her skin.
burn it in.
let them know.
make them know.
you need to kidnap that cunt and keep her in your basement.
start fattening her up because i assume she's shorter than you.
stretch that shit out.
thing is she's gonna resist at first.
so you're gonna need to foie gras that shit.
hose and everything.
give it say 6 months.
by then they assume she's dead.
by then she weighs a bunch more.
around then you finally kill her.
the joke is stockholm syndrome has kicked and she cares about you.
that's why it'll be so much funnier when you slit her from throat to cunt.
sleep inside her liek a tauntaun.
after that, remove her skin.
dispose of the rest of the parts as you please.
make a full body suit from her skin.
visit her parents.
make sure your dick is poking through the skin suit.
make sure it's erect.
"I'M HOME MOMMY"
charge in.
start ejaculating on everything.
stab yourself in the neck.
bleed everywhere.
never reveal where the remains are buried.
write "SHE SHOULD'VE SUCKED ME OFF" on the inside of her skin.
burn it in.
let them know.
make them know.
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skull-wart wrote:If they're being taught in an Irish school they'll already think that
Obviously missed the bit where I said she was a protestant
And Jim as much as I like that plan I'd say just go for a cheeky bum-grope to start with
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Delightful-Jim wrote:
Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal
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I happen to find it endearing, especially since she could have sported a harsh Dundalk accent.
Which is much worse, trust me
Which is much worse, trust me