The Relationships Thread

[Ensorcelled]

Knew it all along!

[JageReturns]

I don't know what I'm supposed to do about my massive insecurity issues. I don't want to bore everyone with more whining but eh. I can get numbers in clubs but I don't know how to get a one night stand. I almost had one once but I was too drunk and didn't fully understand why the girl had come back home with me and was sat on my bed. I can read books on pick up but the massssssive insecurity is going to come up the minute some girl disses me in some slight way as a test or as a flirt. I might tell them to fuck off or something. I don't know what to do.

I know, in theory what to do. However, I think most women read the same book as me (a couple of hot blondes even said, we've read that book too, after I borrowed a line from it). I hate the music that's in the charts so much. OMG. Fuck.

[VirginInvader]

Sticking your cock in her box and going for it is usually how those kind of things things get started

[JageReturns]

I'm not the best after too much alcohol.

[Azubi]

Don't drink too much then dickhead,

[xBERSERKERx]

That was a typo, I meant, her ex.

I've already told her I'm sick of her ex being brought up into half of the conversations her and I have, if I wasn't so laid back I probably would have said something before. Apparently she's meeting him today to sort things out.

To be fair, I've given up caring, she can do what she wants, if she does something stupid, then it's her loss, not mine.

[keera_envenomed]

fishing for a certain response isn't the same as emotional blackmail though

It is when they don't get the response they're looking for...
Top and bottom of it is, it's a ridiculous tactic. Just be fucking clear-cut like blokes are ffs.

Sorry to break it to you but you blokes aren't nearly as clear cut as you like us to believe!

[Delightful-Jim]

Don't drink too much then dickhead,

This. The fact that it should be explained to you is kind of sad.

[Nantha]

I think there was once a time when I could take this thread seriously

[JageReturns]

I'm fully aware of the fact that I probably shouldn't drink. However, Dutch courage is required.

[herzeleid]

I agree Hamdir, these people have all ruined what used to be a place of adulation and contemplation. Now it's "LOL I STUK ME DIK IN ER BOX MATE NAH MATE U SHULDNT STICK IT IN CRAZY LOL YEH I CAME ON HER FACE INNIT"

I am very ashamed of all of you

[JrHunter]

Don't drink too much then dickhead,

I think Azubi is getting sick of Jage's moaning

[JageReturns]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG-6AP8DIOU

[drummerduba]

Been texting the lass I met last weekend back and forth for the last week...she seems interested! Meeting up tomorrow when I'm playing in Inverness so fingers crossed things go swimmingly

[xBERSERKERx]

So, Jess has just met up with her ex, then called me, crying down the phone, does she really want comfort from me, when she's just met up with him and they had a fight. She didn't have to go round, I warned her it's a stupid idea to go round there, learning to ignore people is easy to do, I have done it all my life, but it's gradually pushing me over the edge.

Ultimatum has been placed.