The Relationships Thread

[Johnny Tightlips]

I don't see what everyone's problem with Valentines Day is, I like celebrating it. It gives me a good excuse to spoil the person I'm with. Of course I don't like/love that person more on that day than any other, but it gives you a focal point in time in which you can save a bit of money and go a bit overboard as a romantic gesture. No matter what anyone says, I think everyone in the world likes to be looked after and spoilt in some way or another. For some people its higher in their list of priorities in life than others, but its there nonetheless.

[deeno]

Can i just have the steak

What are you? Gay?

Just seen this - hilarious .

Oh and I love both steak and BJ's . But i could go veggie if need be however ......

[Nantha]

Argh, shit, Valentines day, what a fucking joke.
Last year I got a packet of Haribo and a doorkey from my 'esteemed one' as well as a card he'd blatantly just scribbled in on the train to the pub where we met. What a twat, still I have yet to have a guy do something really nice and spontaneous for me on Valentines day, I'm not holding my breath

Anyway I'm single so i'll just take it as an excuse to get drunk instead

You're waving an axe around and wondering why

You say that... I did break my ex's nose when we had fisticuffs in a pub once. That was fucking halarious. Yeah you've gotta be tough to be Hamdirworthy.
And it aint an axe, its a sledge hammer

[Smee]

God I feel like an idiot. Finally realised BJ doesn't actually mean Ben & Jerry's.

[Twaddlefish]

God I feel like an idiot. Finally realised BJ doesn't actually mean Ben & Jerry's.

Durrrrr!

Steak and Black Jack Day ftw!

[Moonburp]

God I feel like an idiot. Finally realised BJ doesn't actually mean Ben & Jerry's.

Steak and Ice Cream aren't that great anyway.

And regarding what Aled said, Valentines Day is predominantly a day to give you an excuse to treat/spoil your significant other.

[Nantha]

awww, its okay I used to think it stood for Billie Jean a bit of time ago mind... (dont ask)

[Ensorcelled]

God I feel like an idiot. Finally realised BJ doesn't actually mean Ben & Jerry's.

Durrrrr!

Steak and Black Jack Day ftw!

Fuuuck, that has potential to be better than steak and blowjob day.

...Wait, what the fuck am I saying?

[Jim]

Screw the steak...

[Smee]

God I feel like an idiot. Finally realised BJ doesn't actually mean Ben & Jerry's.

Durrrrr!

Steak and Black Jack Day ftw!

Hey I couldn't help but make some sort of connection between steak and ice!


I'll leave the hall now.

[Beardy]

Screw the steak...

I'm sure you're meant to eat it...

[Moonburp]

Screw the steak...

I'm sure you're meant to eat it...

Women don't like being called it.

[deeno]

Screw the steak...

I'm sure you're meant to eat it...

Women don't like being called it.

Or chunkywunky wobblechops

[Finnvitka]

Hah.

I don't do Valentines day but my god would there be trouble if I didnt get anything

/double standards fuck yeah.

[Logeli]

God I feel like an idiot. Finally realised BJ doesn't actually mean Ben & Jerry's.

Durrrrr!

Steak and Black Jack Day ftw!

Hey I couldn't help but make some sort of connection between steak and ice!


I'll leave the hall now.

There is an ice-cream parlour in Venezuela, called Coromoto, that does sell

"Pabellon criollo" - a traditional Venezuelan meal of beef, rice, plantain, cheese and black beans, which Coromoto has replicated in ice cream

They hold the world record for selling the most flavours of ice-cream, at 860 I'd be stuck for choice