The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:50 pm

Jobdone wrote:Alternate Solution: Bone her sister and mum, and then see is she's still cool being poly.



Actually, I've decided that this is the ONLY course of action to take.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:54 pm

I obviously have all the know-how on relationships, how the fuck am I still single.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Moonburp » Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:58 pm

Jobdone wrote:I obviously have all the know-how on relationships, how the fuck am I still single.

Not good enough for you and your ways.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:11 pm

Moonburp wrote:
Jobdone wrote:I obviously have all the know-how on relationships, how the fuck am I still single.

Not good enough for you and your ways.


My ubelievebly high standards are a problem. I mean, she has to be breathing AND have a vagina. I just don't know where to find these girls :(
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:40 pm

You should probably stop starting your searches for romance in the cemetery, Joe.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:45 pm

Smindas wrote:You should probably stop starting your searches for romance in the cemetery, Joe.


But my uncle found his first love there! Apparently being in love is illegal now, he got taken away. Desecration of graves or some-

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:11 pm

Hahahaha, I love how people are calling being a complete fucking whore with no self-respect "poly" If you don't get rid of her, you deserve all the bad shit you'll get. Tell her to kill herself.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Littlemissmetal » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:13 pm

Three words just flashed across my mind reading about this girl.

Run, Like, and Hell.

Oddly enough, in that order :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Amelia » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:13 pm

herzeleid wrote:Hahahaha, I love how people are calling being a complete fucking whore with no self-respect "poly" If you don't get rid of her, you deserve all the bad shit you'll get. Tell her to kill herself.

:rolleyes:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:15 pm

Amelia wrote:
herzeleid wrote:Hahahaha, I love how people are calling being a complete fucking whore with no self-respect "poly" If you don't get rid of her, you deserve all the bad shit you'll get. Tell her to kill herself.

:rolleyes:


Are you a poly person? :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Amelia » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:18 pm

herzeleid wrote:
Amelia wrote:
herzeleid wrote:Hahahaha, I love how people are calling being a complete fucking whore with no self-respect "poly" If you don't get rid of her, you deserve all the bad shit you'll get. Tell her to kill herself.

:rolleyes:


Are you a poly person? :lol:

no, just think its silly to call people whores with no self respect.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:21 pm

Amelia wrote:no, just think its silly to call people whores with no self respect.


Really? It's one of my favourite things to do! And she's clearly not a good person, or her boyfriend wouldn't be so upset he's gotta post on an internet forum asking us losers for advice :P

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:25 pm

Hey, it's all good when both parties are polygamous but it's a bit unfair for one to be monogamous and the other still following polyandrous practices. Yes, it's a recipe for disaster from the get go but the polyandrous party can still show a modicum of respect for the monogamous dreamer. It probably can't work though.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Amelia » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:27 pm

herzeleid wrote:
Amelia wrote:no, just think its silly to call people whores with no self respect.


Really? It's one of my favourite things to do! And she's clearly not a good person, or her boyfriend wouldn't be so upset he's gotta post on an internet forum asking us losers for advice :P

he seems to be realizing they're not suited for each other. that hardly makes her an evil bitch. she seems to have informed him that she will be fucking other people in the near future, so she's being honest about who she is and what she needs for the relationship to work, it's just that what he needs and what she needs are incompatible. it's not a reflection on character. and i can see where the whore part might come in, but where the hell did you get the no self respect bit?

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Littlemissmetal » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:28 pm

A friend of mine knows a couple who are both polyamorous - it works absolutely fine for them and has done for years.

However the number of people it would work for, I imagine, is very very small indeed!
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