The Relationships Thread

[Twaddlefish]

Yeah, proper sucks. She's quite literally my perfect woman otherwise.

[HollyTheHeadbanger]

Are you positive you can't somehow turn her towards the light?

[twilightoftheidols]

Well according to ur sig you should just address her as woman, u tried that yet?

[Twaddlefish]

The logic of the immortal Mr. Lobban doesn't fare so well in real life, sadly!

So yeah...anyone else having any luck or are we all doomed to bitch about it over the internet for the rest of our lives?

[twilightoftheidols]

I think the majority of people who look at this thread are gonna be those who wanna bitch.... its looking grim

[Twaddlefish]

Read the last 70 odd pages...it's like fucking Twilight it's so full of angst.

[twilightoftheidols]

urgh tbh why this thread even exists on a metal festival forum is beyond me, love is the least metal thing ever :P Joking ofc
So did you make a move on this girl before finding out? or did she just tell you

[Twaddlefish]

Well, she had a boyfriend last year, and then they broke up about September time...and then as I'm getting to know her she brings it up, which was a bit annoying to say the least. But I've had a relationship start and end since then, so I'm not going to wait around for her to possibly be interested in guys again.

[Luke-]

Well, she had a boyfriend last year, and then they broke up about September time...and then as I'm getting to know her she brings it up, which was a bit annoying to say the least. But I've had a relationship start and end since then, so I'm not going to wait around for her to possibly be interested in guys again.

Dangle penises in her face to entice her.

Might be a bit heavy though. Start off with sausages or something.

[Finnvitka]

get her drunk then force yourself upon her.

anyhoo, for all my bitching I'm really not that overly massively fussed about being single. It can be fun.

its just a bit lonely sometimes

*emo tear while the worlds smallest violin plays*

[Moonburp]

After 12 months of nothing happening on the woman front, its all come out of nowhere Not that I'm complaining!

[herzeleid]

"The next woman I go for everything will remain fine, and I won't get messed around"

Oh Sam, looks like you were wrong again buddy! I would say they just wanted me for my looks, but alas I own a mirror.

[Dan Jenkins]

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[CrapyMike]

i have sort of a good luck chuck thing going on
except without the good luck
i fail at relationships

[Littlemissmetal]

I think the majority of people who look at this thread are gonna be those who wanna bitch.... its looking grim

I'm ridiculously happy, and have spent the last three and a half years being so

Thats almost off topic isnt it?