The Relationships Thread

[Johnny Tightlips]

Sounds like it could be a storyline to Two and a Half Men.

Only difference being that story made me laugh.

[herzeleid]

The new Rammstein video just taught me everything I was missing in relationships. It all seems so simple now!

[twilightoftheidols]

The new Rammstein video just taught me everything I was missing in relationships. It all seems so simple now!

you dont have a dickaa???

[heavymetalfan]

i find it funny that when i'm single and i go out no women are interested but now i have a girlfriend they all seem to be interested haha

Totally, like buses. wait for ages then a few come at once.

I hate it when that happens. Something I thought up but my conscience will never allow me to do is. Find a woman who you don't necessary "Like" in that way but likes you, go out with her and take your pick from the other women who will become instantly interested, ditch the said girl and be with the one you want haha.

On another note, this thread needs more embarrassing yet hilarious stories

[herzeleid]

The new Rammstein video just taught me everything I was missing in relationships. It all seems so simple now!

you dont have a dickaa???

Oh I do, and you've got a pussyyyyy

[twilightoftheidols]

The new Rammstein video just taught me everything I was missing in relationships. It all seems so simple now!

you dont have a dickaa???

Oh I do, and you've got a pussyyyyy

so whats the problem????

[herzeleid]

Lets do it quick!

[twilightoftheidols]

good times

[Ndnd]

I can't get laid in Germany

[Jobdone]

i just spent an hour+ on the phone with a fresher for next year who added me on facebook.
She kept telling me i'm awesome and that she would fuck me.
I'm confused.
Mainly from the fact anyone would fuck me.

[Finnvitka]

i just spent an hour+ on the phone with a fresher for next year who added me on facebook.
She kept telling me i'm awesome and that she would fuck me.
I'm confused.
Mainly from the fact anyone would fuck me.

ahahaha

bring her to rocksoc, I need to meet this one.

[herzeleid]

i just spent an hour+ on the phone with a fresher for next year who added me on facebook.
She kept telling me i'm awesome and that she would fuck me.
I'm confused.
Mainly from the fact anyone would fuck me.

She's got a pussy, you've got a dick, so what's the problem?

And chill man, just be glad she will

[Jobdone]

i just spent an hour+ on the phone with a fresher for next year who added me on facebook.
She kept telling me i'm awesome and that she would fuck me.
I'm confused.
Mainly from the fact anyone would fuck me.

ahahaha

bring her to rocksoc, I need to meet this one.

I've already convinced her to come down on the 29th because that's when my set is.

She sounded really disappointed out phone call ended.

I'm srsly confused.

[Finnvitka]

I HAVE A SET ON THE 29TH TOO AWESOME.

Get in there

just hit me if I get wasted and start slurring at her

[Jobdone]

I HAVE A SET ON THE 29TH TOO AWESOME.

Get in there

just hit me if I get wasted and start slurring at her

ALL OUR SETS ARE AN HOUR AHEAD because gareth wants a random spaz set.
So i've got 12-1
IT SHALL BE AWESOME
And I shall have to entertain her.
Though I made her laugh with my general-ness.
BUT NOW SHE EXPECTS HUMOUR OF ME
FUCK.
FUCK.
WHY DO PEOPLE EXIST IN REAL LIFE.