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Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:46 pm
by xBERSERKERx
Turbo wrote:
xBERSERKERx wrote:got a girlfriend on Wednesday :D


Where from? I need a new one.



My school....cough

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:49 am
by gumpy87
Applecore wrote:
Beardy wrote:Because if you're in the friend zone then you always get rejected, this has already been established.

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You took the words right outta my mouth... it must have been while you were ki- wait, no, just the first bit :eyes:

:lol:

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:38 am
by Applecore
Applecore wrote:Image


Wait, what the fuck is going on with that guitar? :?

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:34 am
by RB2610
It's trying to escape.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:36 am
by andeh
Is that Rick Stein?

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:38 am
by herzeleid
Gosh, this thread is depressing. We should all make a giant naked man-pile at bloodstock to give us confidence, then go talk to women. Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:42 am
by andeh
herzeleid wrote:Gosh, this thread is depressing. We should all make a giant naked man-pile at bloodstock to give us confidence


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:06 pm
by RedTeamWins
herzeleid wrote: Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.

Gotta love the gig couples, the girl must be no older than 14 and be well into alestorm and the guy must be in his 20's and be br00tal. Niether of them can see the helarity of the situation.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:10 pm
by andeh
herzeleid wrote:Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.


That's pretty much the reason I believe it's pointless trying to pull at a festival, or in fact pull any chick that's into metal, because they're hideously outnumbered and will generally choose a guy that looks like a more handsome version of you.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:17 pm
by herzeleid
andeh wrote:
herzeleid wrote:Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.


That's pretty much the reason I believe it's pointless trying to pull at a festival, or in fact pull any chick that's into metal, because they're hideously outnumbered and will generally choose a guy that looks like a more handsome version of you.


Just get your comedy routine in order and you'll be fine, bitches love to laugh :yes:

But yeah, generally, I wouldn't ever try because it would actually be a waste of festival. Tall skinny blonde man can have his woman, i'll just worry about getting tore up.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:56 pm
by HollyTheHeadbanger
herzeleid wrote:Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.



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Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:12 pm
by MetalBeast
herzeleid wrote:Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.


I think that's a bit harsh. I reckon there are about as many attractive women and about as many unattractive women at BOA as you'd find in any other similarly sized sample of females in the relevant age range.

andeh wrote:That's pretty much the reason I believe it's pointless trying to pull at a festival, or in fact pull any chick that's into metal, because they're hideously outnumbered and will generally choose a guy that looks like a more handsome version of you.


I tend to assume that most women at a metal festival will probably be spoken for and concentrate on enjoying the bands rather than trying to work out whether they're single/interested in me.

I did have a woman come onto me at the Bloodstock Indoor in 2006, but she was very drunk indeed (she would probably need to be to be in any way attracted to me :lol: ). I had undiagnosed intercostal neuralgia at the time and was convinced that my heart was fucked and was getting worried that I was going to have a cardiac arrest at any moment, so I was in no mood for "romance".

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:35 pm
by Hellhammer
andeh wrote:
herzeleid wrote:Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.


That's pretty much the reason I believe it's pointless trying to pull at a festival, or in fact pull any chick that's into metal, because they're hideously outnumbered and will generally choose a guy that looks like a more handsome version of you.


Truer words were never spoken

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:20 pm
by herzeleid
I wasn't being, like, literal. But it was a majority thing at the last two Brudstocks. Of course there are exceptions.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:30 pm
by Ensorcelled
andeh wrote:
herzeleid wrote:Cept all the women at bloodstock are either with 'Viking' airheads or so wretchedly ugly that death would be preferable.


That's pretty much the reason I believe it's pointless trying to pull at a festival, or in fact pull any chick that's into metal, because they're hideously outnumbered and will generally choose a guy that looks like a more handsome version of you.


;__;