The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:49 pm

xBERSERKERx wrote:To be fair, I think she's more into it than I am, she's just listed all the days she wants to come round mine, it's like every day bar two of the next two weeks. :)


Stop questioning it, and enjoy what you've been bestowed young Berserker.

Get high, fuck her and listen to Judas Priest.

This forum is already full of neurotic self questioning wrecks.

I thought you were better than that bro.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:00 pm

siliconfury wrote:Most Brits just can't do continental/germanic accents at all. It sounds really 'flowery' apparently. Scots pick it up quicker because our accent is closer to Germanic and Scandanavian accents.





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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:08 pm

Least we'd get cheap bacon! :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:14 pm

....and mucky mags.



...a combination of the two. Strategically placed unsmoked.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby mikeftw » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:20 pm

Jobdone wrote:This forum is already full of neurotic self questioning wrecks.

So true
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:03 pm

Jobdone wrote:
xBERSERKERx wrote:To be fair, I think she's more into it than I am, she's just listed all the days she wants to come round mine, it's like every day bar two of the next two weeks. :)


Stop questioning it, and enjoy what you've been bestowed young Berserker.

Get high, fuck her and listen to Judas Priest.

This forum is already full of neurotic self questioning wrecks.

I thought you were better than that bro.

I shall be meeting her tomorrow.

At ten dead.

Our lips will kiss, passionately at most.

Place her gently on my bed,

and fondle lightly, her bossoms...

To be continued.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:19 pm

By gently you mean choke hold the bitch and then slam her through the headboard.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:26 pm

HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:By gently you mean choke hold the bitch and then slam her through the headboard.


Only to add to the plenty of dents and holes in my ball behind my bed. ;)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:34 pm

If there ain't a decent amount of blood then you're doing it wrong.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:37 pm

HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:If there ain't a decent amount of blood then you're doing it wrong.



^ This.

Listen to this person.

If she's not hitting you back you picked the wrong chick too. There needs to be some fight in her too :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby LivingDeadGirl93 » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:46 am

jackcake wrote:
LivingDeadGirl93 wrote:Being single for about 20 months. Yeah. Relationships are just non existent in my life =/


Bromsgrove, eh? ;)

:eyes:


Rofl yes. Not exactly a thriving metal scene.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:52 am

Can relate.

Not to the Bromsgrove bit though, thankfully.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:09 pm

HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:Can relate.

Not to the Bromsgrove bit though, thankfully.


Bromsgrove looks quite nice from what i've seen of it! But I can well imagine the most metal thing about it is the guy who plays and sings along very badly to Metallica in the flat below where my friend lives.
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Postby angel_of_death » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:15 pm

I played guitar on a roof of a pub in Bromsgrove once.

But apart from that, there is very little, if no scene there! Black Cross was an ok rock bar, but last time I went there it wasn't too great :(
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby LivingDeadGirl93 » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:33 pm

Apart from me and my dad theres pretty much no one..alas. The Black Cross got shut down so theres pretty much nowhere now yay for life. At least Birminghams not too far away.

Due to the shitness of this, I am 90% certain I'm going to Bloodstock alone this year ahha! Should be a blast.