The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VirginInvader » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:02 pm

peypea wrote:First... And only. :D

Shut it you!
And while we're on the topic actually, you owe me a drink too :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:28 pm

VirginInvader wrote:
peypea wrote:First... And only. :D

Shut it you!
And while we're on the topic actually, you owe me a drink too :P

SECOND DATE?! :D
Or did I yet again do something really stupid when drunk...
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Womble » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:29 pm

JrHunter wrote:You left out "shifting"


I've started using that all the time now, thanks to the Rubberbandits!

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:33 pm

Gotta love dem Rubberbandits : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzo4rZxF3x4
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby jackcake » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:16 pm

If I was capable of conversation I'd be set for life.

As it is, people get bored of trying to get more than a handful of words out of me and give up.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:54 pm

jackcake wrote:If I was capable of conversation I'd be set for life.

As it is, people get bored of trying to get more than a handful of words out of me and give up.


Talk more then.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby jackcake » Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:25 am

The key is in the word 'capable'.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Owen » Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:34 am

Scottish Interrelationship Vocabulary

Pulled: To kiss deeply, the scottish equivalent of the american "Making out"
Score: To have sex, understandable but not necessarily Scottish
Getting ones hole: To lose ones virginity
Lick Out: Cunnilingus
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Bisset » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:48 am

What That man said ^^
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fjar » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:51 am

Owen wrote:Getting ones hole: To lose ones virginity


Really? I thought that was a generic term for shagging.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:53 am

Fjar wrote:
Owen wrote:Getting ones hole: To lose ones virginity


Really? I thought that was a generic term for shagging.


It is.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby CrappyMike » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:19 am

what he said. i've never heard it referred to as losing your virginity. it must be one of those things creeps from the west coast/north/south/everywhere that isnt the civilised east say.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:33 am

herzeleid wrote:
jackcake wrote:If I was capable of conversation I'd be set for life.

As it is, people get bored of trying to get more than a handful of words out of me and give up.


Talk more then.


This. Its really not that hard. And don't say it is because its only difficult if you think its difficult.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:36 am

I have to agree with Steve, to be honest. I'm very shy and have very little confidence, I don't find it easy just to make conversation with people I don't know. I don't even find it very easy with people I do know.

I just drink to give myself confidence. Clearly the healthiest way to do it.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fjar » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:54 am

jackcake wrote:As it is, people get bored of trying to get more than a handful of words out of me and give up.


I'm 100% sure that's less the actual case and more your perception of how you think your conversations go.
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