The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby JageReturns » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:58 pm

I'm so sick of how fickle and shallow people can be.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby V-Man » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:38 pm

Get in the forever alone thread you tinker!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Cowbacca » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:08 am

Okay, so this isn't exactly about relationships, but it's close enough. How do you say no to drunk/tipsy girls? Apparently getting rid of my hair/beard made me attractive since I get random girls hitting on me while out now, but I have no idea how to deal with it. Last night I learnt that women seem to love Doctor Who as well, which didn't help things. I don't particularly want to be getting with people I don't know. Some people just don't seem to be able to take no for an answer though. Even running away didn't work. :P

TL;DR version:
KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE WITH NO WAY OUT! D:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:10 am

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What are you, gay?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:12 am

Cowbacca wrote:Okay, so this isn't exactly about relationships, but it's close enough. How do you say no to drunk/tipsy girls? Apparently getting rid of my hair/beard made me attractive since I get random girls hitting on me while out now, but I have no idea how to deal with it. Last night I learnt that women seem to love Doctor Who as well, which didn't help things. I don't particularly want to be getting with people I don't know. Some people just don't seem to be able to take no for an answer though. Even running away didn't work. :P

TL;DR version:
KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE WITH NO WAY OUT! D:


Look back a few pages and learn a selection of quotes from Jage and drop them randomly into conversation. Start with the one about why white girls only go for black guys. The ladies will never bother you again.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:14 am

keera_envenomed wrote:
Cowbacca wrote:Okay, so this isn't exactly about relationships, but it's close enough. How do you say no to drunk/tipsy girls? Apparently getting rid of my hair/beard made me attractive since I get random girls hitting on me while out now, but I have no idea how to deal with it. Last night I learnt that women seem to love Doctor Who as well, which didn't help things. I don't particularly want to be getting with people I don't know. Some people just don't seem to be able to take no for an answer though. Even running away didn't work. :P

TL;DR version:
KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE WITH NO WAY OUT! D:


Look back a few pages and learn a selection of quotes from Jage and drop them randomly into conversation. Start with the one about why white girls only go for black guys. The ladies will never bother you again.


:lol: :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:16 am

keera_envenomed wrote:
Cowbacca wrote:Okay, so this isn't exactly about relationships, but it's close enough. How do you say no to drunk/tipsy girls? Apparently getting rid of my hair/beard made me attractive since I get random girls hitting on me while out now, but I have no idea how to deal with it. Last night I learnt that women seem to love Doctor Who as well, which didn't help things. I don't particularly want to be getting with people I don't know. Some people just don't seem to be able to take no for an answer though. Even running away didn't work. :P

TL;DR version:
KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE WITH NO WAY OUT! D:


Look back a few pages and learn a selection of quotes from Jage and drop them randomly into conversation. Start with the one about why white girls only go for black guys. The ladies will never bother you again.



I think this is the single best piece of advice I've seen on the forum.

Like, ever.

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If I like it, It's probably awful.

Clutch, Kamelot and The Ocean for BOA 2014 pls!

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Cowbacca » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:21 am

Spiffing advice, I'll be sure to try it out. I'll then come and post many a woeful remark on this thread.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Bisset » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:36 am

I know Cowbacca belongs to the forums now but can I have joint custody of him?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Cowbacca » Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:25 am

Bisset wrote:I know Cowbacca belongs to the forums now but can I have joint custody of him?

So it's not just women who want me, eh?

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Bisset » Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:30 pm

You'll be beating us off with sticks.

Not in the dirty sense. Why would you think that? What is wrong with you?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Cowbacca » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:56 pm

But beating people with sticks is an important part of the Cowbacca mating ritual!

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Womble » Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:24 pm

Things seemed to be going well with a bird, but then nothing.

Her loss! :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby JageReturns » Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:31 pm

At least I'm good looking. :/

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:37 pm

JageReturns wrote:At least I'm good looking. :/


Shut up.
If I like it, It's probably awful.

Clutch, Kamelot and The Ocean for BOA 2014 pls!