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Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:50 pm
by Jobdone
you got assburgers
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:20 pm
by herzeleid
"Oh Annihislater, i'm so upset, I had a really stressful day, weep"
"REASON INVALID, TEARS OBSCENE, THIS CONVERSATION SERVES NO PURPOSE. GOODBYE."
You gotta pretend, bro!
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:03 pm
by De Stijl
You mean that doesn't work?!
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:53 pm
by Nantha
Ignore this, retard moment
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:40 am
by Matty_the_Emo_Slayer
Andrewhall28 wrote:Noodle wrote:"Hi, this is *name*. I'm fucking him/her".
That works, right?
what if you're catholic
I've never met a catholic girl whose knees have ever met in her life. Prod girls are always the prudish ones.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:50 am
by Danroush
Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:Andrewhall28 wrote:Noodle wrote:"Hi, this is *name*. I'm fucking him/her".
That works, right?
what if you're catholic
I've never met a catholic girl whose knees have ever met in her life. Prod girls are always the prudish ones.
Probably because they're told masturbation is sinful and so are more likely to get "addicted" to sex (massive generalisations)
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:02 am
by tranmerefan
I do hope if they're deeply religous they're not picking and choosing what part of the bible to follow. That won't wash with St Peter...
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:33 am
by Czech's Mate
tranmerefan wrote:I do hope if they're deeply religous they're not picking and choosing what part of the bible to follow. That won't wash with St Peter...
If they are deeply religious they won't be picking and choosing....it's the ones that aren't quite as religious as they make out that risk eternal damnation
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:11 am
by Matty_the_Emo_Slayer
gandalf the red wrote:Funnily enough the two most promiscious girls I've even known were catholic girls and they were both called Anne-Marie.
Sounds about right
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:32 pm
by MetalBeast
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:18 pm
by Noodle
So it took many months of not really being arsed about changing the settings, but it's now Facebook Officialtm.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:21 pm
by Delightful-Jim
Noodle wrote:So it took many months of not really being arsed about changing the settings, but it's now Facebook Officialtm.
Great to hear, Will! I'm very happy for both of you
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:14 pm
by Immort_Reaper
Dry spell has been ended!
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:48 pm
by TheThirdComing
THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED
CHAINED UNTO MY BED
still need to talk to this chick. I don't want to go out to the student bar or clubs this year so it's going to be a bit shit on this front. I could do with something long term but still not serious.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:09 am
by VirginInvader
You're such a bellend dude.