The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby NeglectedField » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:28 am

Ah the return of "I'm fucking hot babes from Eastern Europe and shit, life is hard" :lol:

Also, relevant.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby TheThirdComing » Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:33 am

Well I'm back in England so it's not quite so exquisite.

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Postby peypea » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:52 pm

There's plenty hot Eastern European babes in England, thank you.

But maybe people are just being overly nice to me >.>
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Dan Jenkins » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:28 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ensorcelled » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:14 pm

gandalf the red wrote:I've noticed there's a fair few decent looking Poles about locally. :D


Aye, the signposts in Liverpool get me going hard.
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Postby xBERSERKERx » Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:32 am

Ensorcelled wrote:
gandalf the red wrote:I've noticed there's a fair few decent looking Poles about locally. :D


Aye, the signposts in Liverpool get me going hard.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby jamestomo » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:44 am

gandalf the red wrote:I've noticed there's a fair few decent looking Poles about locally. :D


Yeah there's quite a few hot Polish that are regulars in my Tesco :D

Ensorcelled wrote:
gandalf the red wrote:I've noticed there's a fair few decent looking Poles about locally. :D


Aye, the signposts in Liverpool get me going hard.


:rofl:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:53 am

A few stunning Polish girls around here who work in Subway and other food joints. And car washes in vacant filling station lots that are apparently fronts for prostitution rings :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby x-tempus » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:52 pm

xBERSERKERx wrote:
Ensorcelled wrote:
gandalf the red wrote:I've noticed there's a fair few decent looking Poles about locally. :D


Aye, the signposts in Liverpool get me going hard.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Urisk » Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:02 pm

Well a good friend of mine recently admitted to having strong feelings for me. Sadly there are a few complications; quite a major one being she lives 250 miles away :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:51 pm

Polish women are fucking stunning and nigh on impossible to get with. I tried once. I failed miserably.



...but the valuable thing about Poland is you are never too far away from an ace bar with decent vodka to piss away your miseries.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby x-tempus » Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:54 pm

gandalf the red wrote:
Urisk wrote:Well a good friend of mine recently admitted to having strong feelings for me. Sadly there are a few complications; quite a major one being she lives 250 miles away :lol:


250 miles! You can walk there and back!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtW ... re=related

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fjar » Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:56 pm

Googled 'Polish women' to see what they looked like generally.

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Postby Moonburp » Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:35 pm

Fjar wrote:Googled 'Polish women' to see what they looked like generally.

Ania has a WWII doppelgänger! : http://www.flickr.com/photos/7711591@N04/3294770523/

I disagree :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby NeglectedField » Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:13 pm

I've seen better matches but they wouldn't be appropriate :eyes: