The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby thehairyone » Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:19 pm

Urisk wrote:Well a good friend of mine recently admitted to having strong feelings for me. Sadly there are a few complications; quite a major one being she lives 250 miles away :lol:


Only 250? It's worth it.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Womble » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:11 am

Fjar wrote:Googled 'Polish women' to see what they looked like generally.

Ania has a WWII doppelgänger! : http://www.flickr.com/photos/7711591@N04/3294770523/


There's definitely some similarities. A lost relative perhaps?

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:53 am

Moonburp wrote:
Fjar wrote:Googled 'Polish women' to see what they looked like generally.

Ania has a WWII doppelgänger! : http://www.flickr.com/photos/7711591@N04/3294770523/

I disagree :P


Yeah, sorry Fjar, I have to agree with Alex. There is a little similarity but it's really just in the looking Polish thing!

And Ben, the only relatives I have in Warsaw are the ones that moved there a few years ago! None of our family were involved in the uprising, or were in Warsaw at the time!


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Moonburp » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:49 pm

Fellas, there's hope for you yet.
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Postby Azubi » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:54 pm

Quick! Someone post the follow on!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:55 pm

Pretty sure there is a continuation of that same relationship from the same girl saying, "think it's best to stay as friends".

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Urisk » Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:46 pm

gandalf the red wrote:
Urisk wrote:Well a good friend of mine recently admitted to having strong feelings for me. Sadly there are a few complications; quite a major one being she lives 250 miles away :lol:


250 miles! You can walk there and back!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtW ... re=related

:lol:


Haha yeah! :lol: It's not the only "thing" though.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby TheThirdComing » Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:53 pm

TheThirdComing wrote:THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED

CHAINED UNTO MY BED

still need to talk to this chick. I don't want to go out to the student bar or clubs this year so it's going to be a bit shit on this front. I could do with something long term but still not serious.



Spoke to the chick. She has a bf. OH FUCK PLANS SPOILT FAIL.

I might go out tonight. It will take some pre drinking though. I hope I don't throw up in my room.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Noodle » Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:55 pm

Urisk wrote:
gandalf the red wrote:
Urisk wrote:Well a good friend of mine recently admitted to having strong feelings for me. Sadly there are a few complications; quite a major one being she lives 250 miles away :lol:


250 miles! You can walk there and back!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtW ... re=related

:lol:


Haha yeah! :lol: It's not the only "thing" though.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Urisk » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:57 pm

Haha not quite. :lol:


Playing on Saturday however. Wishful Thinking dictates I shall get me a groupie :lol:






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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:12 pm

Well fuck. I actually made a relationship last a year
Toast to myself :drink:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:22 pm

Realised I need to catch myself on an stop lamenting things not working out with the last girl I was involved with. Heading to the English society fresher's shindig on a barge next wednesday. Best case scenario I meet someone I really like, worst case scenario I take some impressionable young fresher who's never gone more than 15 miles from her family farm back to mine. Either would be better than the past couple of weeks of self-pitying anyway.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby TheThirdComing » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:42 pm

Sink the bed into the floorboards mate.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:30 am

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:Realised I need to catch myself on an stop lamenting things not working out with the last girl I was involved with. Heading to the English society fresher's shindig on a barge next wednesday. Best case scenario I meet someone I really like, worst case scenario I take some impressionable young fresher who's never gone more than 15 miles from her family farm back to mine. Either would be better than the past couple of weeks of self-pitying anyway.


...Why do you have to take someone home at all? I don't get it. Can't you have a fun time regardless? :? (I'm not criticising if it sounds like I am by the way! I just don't understand!)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:03 am

Nantha wrote:Well fuck. I actually made a relationship last a year
Toast to myself :drink:

Congrats! :D
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