The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Fri May 17, 2013 2:57 am

I asked the girl I fancy out tonight but apparently she doesn't want a boyfriend. Fuck.
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Postby De Stijl » Fri May 17, 2013 6:16 am

Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:I asked the girl I fancy out tonight but apparently she doesn't want a boyfriend. Fuck.


Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome? ;)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ndnd » Fri May 17, 2013 6:21 am

Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:I asked the girl I fancy out tonight but apparently she doesn't want a boyfriend. Fuck.

In my book that translates to 'I just want a good fucking ' nice one 8)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Fri May 17, 2013 7:50 am

Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:I asked the girl I fancy out tonight but apparently she doesn't want a boyfriend. Fuck.

Hey, good on you for asking though! :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VirginInvader » Fri May 17, 2013 7:57 am

I swear asking people out is what kids so in American high school movies. Just get drunk and see what happens innit.
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Postby peypea » Fri May 17, 2013 8:06 am

I basically just shout my feelings and then apologise profusely because no-one I like ever likes me back because I'm not good enough or something :lol:
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Postby TheLotusEater193 » Fri May 17, 2013 12:25 pm

VirginInvader wrote:I swear asking people out is what kids so in American high school movies. Just get drunk and see what happens innit.

As sad as it is I've never done anything other than getting drunk and seeing what happens D: One day I'd like to date someone properly, even if it is lame and American!

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Postby VirginInvader » Fri May 17, 2013 12:32 pm

"Let's ride our bikes down to the creek and get milkshakes!" :P
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Postby Jobdone » Fri May 17, 2013 12:34 pm

I love milkshakes and creeks :(
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Fri May 17, 2013 12:40 pm

OMG yes. Jamie's coming here next week and I've already planned bike rides for us to go on, except with booze instead of milkshakes 8)

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby fluffymoo » Fri May 17, 2013 1:35 pm

I hate the word "date" with a passion. Like Graeme said, it feels like something the Americans do in their highschool films. Double date is another one that makes me cringe.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VirginInvader » Fri May 17, 2013 1:37 pm

Drink cheap cider in the park, have disappointing sex and keep one of the great British traditions alive. I bloody hate globalisation, giving women expectations and shit :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Fri May 17, 2013 4:36 pm

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VirginInvader wrote:I swear asking people out is what kids so in American high school movies. Just get drunk and see what happens innit.

As sad as it is I've never done anything other than getting drunk and seeing what happens D: One day I'd like to date someone properly, even if it is lame and American!



Same here, my current relationship was a result of meeting whilst drunk, and it started officially because whilst over at mine the girl just burst out with "so what are we?" which caused a minute or 2 of very childish standoff like behaviour because no one wanted to say the word "relationship" first :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Killing_time » Fri May 17, 2013 4:43 pm

How sweet i love reading these beautiful tales.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Fri May 17, 2013 4:45 pm

Killing_time wrote:How sweet i love reading these beautiful tales.


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