The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VirginInvader » Sat May 18, 2013 7:34 am

Apologies if this turns into a rant, but I genuinely can't decide whether to laugh this off like I usually would, or whether I have a right to be genuinely be pissed off :lol:
Basically, this girl I had a brief thing with a couple of years ago recently started texting me out of the blue. She asked if I wanted to hang out yesterday, and as I had a free house I was like yeah, come round and we'll have a few drinks and watch a film or something like that. To cut a long story short, she ended up missing the last bus, I said she could crash at mine, one thing led to another and we ended up having sex.
While I was in the shower this morning, she used my laptop to check her Facebook and all that. After she left, I noticed she'd left herself logged in, and as I went to log her out I see on her page she's in a relationship with some other bloke. So she's basically made me a scumbag without me even realising. I think she figured she could sleep with me, and as I don't have Facebook I'd never find out she had a boyfriend. Just for once you know, it'd be really nice to meet a girl who didn't just want to use me and then treat me like shit :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Noodle » Sat May 18, 2013 7:59 am

Neither your fault nor your problem, Graeme.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Andy Hall » Sat May 18, 2013 8:11 am

Noodle wrote:Neither your fault nor your problem, Graeme.


Yeah my thoughts exactly, she's the 1 with the problem, not you, and who's to say the relationship isn't on its last legs ?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fjar » Sat May 18, 2013 8:25 am

Andy Hall wrote:
Noodle wrote:Neither your fault nor your problem, Graeme.


Yeah my thoughts exactly, she's the 1 with the problem, not you, and who's to say the relationship isn't on its last legs ?


This is true. She's showed herself up as more of a scumbag imo - if you hadn't seen her Facebook you'd still be in the dark.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Sat May 18, 2013 9:06 am

Yeah, you had no idea, it's not your fault like everyone's saying. Sounds like she's a bit of a cunt.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Andy Hall » Sat May 18, 2013 9:10 am

peypea wrote:Yeah, you had no idea, it's not your fault like everyone's saying. Sounds like she's a bit of a cunt.


Or maybe she's unhappy and wanted to be with someone that made her happy ?

Sorry I'm trying to be positive this week :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Sat May 18, 2013 9:13 am

If that's the case then she shouldn't be with the guy she's with. No excuse for being a cunt. She's fucked Graeme around and the guy she's with.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Sat May 18, 2013 9:19 am

As long as you wrapped it up good. Few cans in the park to celebrate conquest. Well in fella. :yes:

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Postby herzeleid » Sat May 18, 2013 12:29 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Sat May 18, 2013 12:58 pm

She sounds like a d-bag, Graeme.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VizardAmata » Sat May 18, 2013 12:59 pm

peypea wrote:Yeah, you had no idea, it's not your fault like everyone's saying. Sounds like she's a bit of a cunt.


Agreed. Pretty cuntish thing to do to Graeme and the person she's with.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ndnd » Sun May 19, 2013 7:32 am

Not your fault. She has put you into a situation you would have avoided if you knew the details.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby V-Man » Sun May 19, 2013 10:47 am

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That's a load of shite Graeme. Taking it as a compliment that you're the bloke she came to for a fuck doesn't make her any less of a bitch or the whole situation any less shit but at least you can take solace in the knowledge that your penis and the magic with it that you weave is best.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Andy Hall » Sun May 19, 2013 10:56 am

Friendzoned arrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh :x
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Tet » Sun May 19, 2013 6:35 pm

There are worse fates, Andy. At least you still have a friend. OK, so it's not more. But it's at least something.
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