The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:48 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:53 pm

Delightful-Jim wrote:I would describe last night as a relative success with the female I have my eyes on. :yes:


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Postby TheLotusEater193 » Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:32 pm

Delightful-Jim wrote:I would describe last night as a relative success with the female I have my eyes on. :yes:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:53 pm

I basically walked her home (30 mins in the cold) and she felt bad so she ordered a taxi for me to go back, and would not let me leave her house until the taxi was there. To keep me from leaving the then inserted her tongue in my mouth.


So...I think I did pretty alright for myself :lol:

Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal which I find adorable :3
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:56 pm

Delightful-Jim wrote:
Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal


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Postby keera_envenomed » Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:04 pm

Delightful-Jim wrote:To keep me from leaving the then inserted her tongue in my mouth.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Purple n Batty » Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:10 pm

Delightful-Jim wrote:I basically walked her home (30 mins in the cold) and she felt bad so she ordered a taxi for me to go back, and would not let me leave her house until the taxi was there. To keep me from leaving the then inserted her tongue in my mouth.


So...I think I did pretty alright for myself :lol:

Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal which I find adorable :3


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Bisset » Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:28 pm

Delightful-Jim wrote:I would describe last night as a relative success with the female I have my eyes on. :yes:


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ensorcelled » Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:56 pm

You mean she didn't invite you to stay for a gobble? Bitch be playin' you.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:05 am

fo rizzle.

you need to kidnap that cunt and keep her in your basement.

start fattening her up because i assume she's shorter than you.

stretch that shit out.

thing is she's gonna resist at first.

so you're gonna need to foie gras that shit.

hose and everything.

give it say 6 months.

by then they assume she's dead.

by then she weighs a bunch more.

around then you finally kill her.

the joke is stockholm syndrome has kicked and she cares about you.

that's why it'll be so much funnier when you slit her from throat to cunt.

sleep inside her liek a tauntaun.

after that, remove her skin.

dispose of the rest of the parts as you please.

make a full body suit from her skin.

visit her parents.

make sure your dick is poking through the skin suit.

make sure it's erect.

"I'M HOME MOMMY"

charge in.

start ejaculating on everything.

stab yourself in the neck.

bleed everywhere.

never reveal where the remains are buried.

write "SHE SHOULD'VE SUCKED ME OFF" on the inside of her skin.

burn it in.

let them know.

make them know.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:18 am

:lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:33 am

skull-wart wrote:If they're being taught in an Irish school they'll already think that :yes:


Obviously missed the bit where I said she was a protestant :P


And Jim as much as I like that plan I'd say just go for a cheeky bum-grope to start with
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Womble » Sat Feb 01, 2014 3:22 am

Delightful-Jim wrote:
Also her voice reminds me of Kirsten Schaal


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:12 pm

I happen to find it endearing, especially since she could have sported a harsh Dundalk accent.



Which is much worse, trust me :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:28 pm

Been asked out on valentines day *titters* :shy: