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Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:22 am
by jackcake
tranmerefan wrote:jackcake wrote:I had a date this evening.
Yeah, I know.
Nice
How did it go?
A bit 'meh', if I'm honest. I'm not sure if I'm attracted to her and struggled for stuff to talk about. She started yawning a fair bit and left after an hour. I might see her again though I'm taking the yawning as a hint.
I enjoyed the three-mile walk home better, it was a nice chance to reflect on shit. I'm missing the close company but in one dirty great contradiction find myself drained and intimidated by human interaction.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:02 pm
by Delightful-Jim
jackcake wrote:I'm missing the close company but in one dirty great contradiction find myself drained and intimidated by human interaction.
Story of my life, right there.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:06 pm
by Dansiferum
Cheers guys! In addition to all of this my job is abysmal so I'm looking forward to moving back north. Jamie, I may take you up on the offer. What with your mum loving me and everything.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:21 pm
by keera_envenomed
Dansiferum wrote:Cheers guys! In addition to all of this my job is abysmal so I'm looking forward to moving back north. Jamie, I may take you up on the offer. What with your mum loving me and everything.
I'd actually forgotten about that
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:23 pm
by JrHunter
Dansiferum wrote:Jamie, I may take you up on the offer. What with your mum loving me and everything.
No! You are not going to be my new Dad!!
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:47 pm
by fluffymoo
Tbf, your mum has the most amazing legs.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:57 pm
by JrHunter
Can we not start the whole thing about my Mum again please?
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:09 pm
by peypea
PICS PLS
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:12 pm
by JrHunter
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:24 pm
by Dansiferum
Oh dear, what have I started...
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:30 pm
by peypea
JrHunter wrote:peypea wrote:PICS PLS
NO!
BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS SO SEXY ABOUT HER
NEEEEEEED
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:51 pm
by Jobdone
peypea wrote:JrHunter wrote:peypea wrote:PICS PLS
NO!
BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS SO SEXY ABOUT HER
NEEEEEEED
fo rizzle dawg.
i need to see dem pins.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:52 pm
by Jim
Joe, I read that, and I believe that can only be read, in Snoop Dog's voice.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:14 pm
by thehairyone
Jamie's mum. Moo's mum. PHOARRRRR.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:56 pm
by Jobdone
Just got an email stating:
"Kareena, 25, 5ft 5in
IT employee
Love movies, books, dancing, painting, and calligraphy
Could be your life partner. Meet Kareena at SimplyMarry.com, the only Indian Matrimonial site where it's free to exchange contact details."
Looks like I've got a date for Valentines.