The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby NeglectedField » Mon Jul 25, 2016 9:07 pm

Eat loads of stinky food beforehand. Or anything that'll make you fart. Let rip at the crucial moment when he gets all rubby and bonery.

Actually that's a bit risky, might be his thing.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Slev » Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:09 am

NeglectedField wrote:Eat loads of stinky food beforehand. Or anything that'll make you fart. Let rip at the crucial moment when he gets all rubby and bonery.

Actually that's a bit risky, might be his thing.


You find the guy creepy to start with, so you've no interest in keeping him as a friend.

You're best bet is to be brutally honest. Tell him you're not interested and his MRA-esq actions towards you have been creepy to say the least.

Worst case scenario, you feel better, nothing else changes.

Best case scenario, he leaves you alone, and gets his life together.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VizardAmata » Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:40 am

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fluffymoo wrote:Boner guy came by today to see me - I was having a nap though. Apparently he wants to ask me out on a date to the cinema. He also called me a "pretty princess".

Halp


Tell him you're not interested, and if he persists, get tough.


Yeah, this.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Bisset » Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:03 am

If he asks you, politely decline and say you're not interested. If he asks why curl into a ball and roll away.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:15 am

Tell him your love for him, accept his invitation and don't turn up, if asked why tell him you went out with a guy with a much bigger dick, and tell him to pour gasoline on himself and set himself on fire in a place his parents won't find the scorched remains to bury.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby onona » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:45 am

Bisset wrote:If he asks you, politely decline and say you're not interested. If he asks why curl into a ball and roll away.


Or better yet, spontaneously morph into a feather and float away daintily on a cool breeze.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Aug 01, 2016 1:52 pm

First date in centuries Saturday, booked the table. Looking forward to this shit!


Also looking forward to the food!

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby V-Man » Mon Aug 01, 2016 2:12 pm

You going to wear that shirt that says "I Eat Ass On The First Date"? Because when you took me for dinner that's what got me revved up.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VizardAmata » Mon Aug 01, 2016 3:16 pm

Yeah but wear a light jacket or something over the top, so when you sense things are going well, you can just slowly unzip it and look at her suggestively.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby fluffymoo » Mon Aug 01, 2016 3:51 pm

:lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:01 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Slev » Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:35 am

It's our 11th anniversary today. I am a very lucky fellow. And my misses is very patient :P

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Sun Aug 07, 2016 2:42 am

Date went so well she asked me when we're going out for another date. :D

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:53 pm

Turbo wrote:Date went so well she asked me when we're going out for another date. :D


Aw yeah booiiiiii :D

Also met caits family on the saturday which I thought would be weird and intense but instead was just getting wasted in their backgarden watching the kids have a cage fight on the trampoline. Top keks.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby NeglectedField » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:24 pm

Does she still live in the house with the infernal honking toilet from hell?