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Eat loads of stinky food beforehand. Or anything that'll make you fart. Let rip at the crucial moment when he gets all rubby and bonery.

Actually that's a bit risky, might be his thing.

NeglectedField wrote:Eat loads of stinky food beforehand. Or anything that'll make you fart. Let rip at the crucial moment when he gets all rubby and bonery.

Actually that's a bit risky, might be his thing.

You find the guy creepy to start with, so you've no interest in keeping him as a friend.

You're best bet is to be brutally honest. Tell him you're not interested and his MRA-esq actions towards you have been creepy to say the least.

Worst case scenario, you feel better, nothing else changes.

Best case scenario, he leaves you alone, and gets his life together.

onona wrote:

fluffymoo wrote:Boner guy came by today to see me - I was having a nap though. Apparently he wants to ask me out on a date to the cinema. He also called me a "pretty princess".

Halp

Tell him you're not interested, and if he persists, get tough.

Yeah, this.

If he asks you, politely decline and say you're not interested. If he asks why curl into a ball and roll away.

Tell him your love for him, accept his invitation and don't turn up, if asked why tell him you went out with a guy with a much bigger dick, and tell him to pour gasoline on himself and set himself on fire in a place his parents won't find the scorched remains to bury.


Too far? Sorry I am trying my hardest to be kind!

Bisset wrote:If he asks you, politely decline and say you're not interested. If he asks why curl into a ball and roll away.

Or better yet, spontaneously morph into a feather and float away daintily on a cool breeze.

First date in centuries Saturday, booked the table. Looking forward to this shit!


Also looking forward to the food!

You going to wear that shirt that says "I Eat Ass On The First Date"? Because when you took me for dinner that's what got me revved up.

Yeah but wear a light jacket or something over the top, so when you sense things are going well, you can just slowly unzip it and look at her suggestively.

It's our 11th anniversary today. I am a very lucky fellow. And my misses is very patient

Date went so well she asked me when we're going out for another date.

Turbo wrote:Date went so well she asked me when we're going out for another date.

Aw yeah booiiiiii

Also met caits family on the saturday which I thought would be weird and intense but instead was just getting wasted in their backgarden watching the kids have a cage fight on the trampoline. Top keks.

Does she still live in the house with the infernal honking toilet from hell?