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Azrael~Azure wrote:I make men quiver in fear.

Next!

With that face? Never!

moongoosedani wrote:

Azrael~Azure wrote:I make men quiver in fear.

Next!

With that face? Never!

Maybe its not the face that's terrifying...

moongoosedani wrote:

Azrael~Azure wrote:I make men quiver in fear.

Next!

With that face? Never!

I'm pretty sure putting on my 'angry' face and marching at you through a field would make you shit yourself with fear.

Jonoleth wrote:

moongoosedani wrote:

Azrael~Azure wrote:I make men quiver in fear.

Next!

With that face? Never!

Maybe its not the face that's terrifying...

Indeed, I have terrifying claws.

I think I'd be ok. You should have seen my ex. 4ft something tall, face like a bag o' spanners. She would headbutt me in the shins when angry. Grrrrr

moongoosedani wrote:I think I'd be ok. You should have seen my ex. 4ft something tall, face like a bag o' spanners. She would headbutt me in the shins when angry. Grrrrr

Was your ex by any chance Oddjob?

Azrael~Azure wrote:

moongoosedani wrote:I think I'd be ok. You should have seen my ex. 4ft something tall, face like a bag o' spanners. She would headbutt me in the shins when angry. Grrrrr

Was your ex by any chance Oddjob?

That's the funniest thing i've read all day.



Anyway, should be plenty of sexy time for me tomorrow!!!

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:

Azrael~Azure wrote:

moongoosedani wrote:I think I'd be ok. You should have seen my ex. 4ft something tall, face like a bag o' spanners. She would headbutt me in the shins when angry. Grrrrr

Was your ex by any chance Oddjob?

That's the funniest thing i've read all day.



Anyway, should be plenty of sexy time for me tomorrow!!!

Lets see,
One witty reply + James Bond reference...
That'll be £5.99 please.

lol nah she wasnt Oddjob, she never suited a hat. Similar size though. Most of the time she was angry with me for something or other. Looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

moongoosedani wrote: Looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

That's a nice expression, I may have to start using it.

Well, I failed to get my ex to change her mind, so... I fail.

Freakshow Nightmare wrote:

moongoosedani wrote: Looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

That's a nice expression, I may have to start using it.

Well, I failed to get my ex to change her mind, so... I fail.

Dude, you'll be better off without her. I properly moped around for ages after she left, but everything else in my life improved, new house, 2 promotions etc. Bit lonely but always console myself with the fact that im only 24, plenty more opportunity out there. Besides, she DID try and kill me on several occasions so im probably better off without her in my life. You'll be fine, time is a great healer, as they say...

moongoosedani wrote:

Freakshow Nightmare wrote:

moongoosedani wrote: Looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

That's a nice expression, I may have to start using it.

Well, I failed to get my ex to change her mind, so... I fail.

Dude, you'll be better off without her. I properly moped around for ages after she left, but everything else in my life improved, new house, 2 promotions etc. Bit lonely but always console myself with the fact that im only 24, plenty more opportunity out there. Besides, she DID try and kill me on several occasions so im probably better off without her in my life. You'll be fine, time is a great healer, as they say...

WTF.

Why did you go back to her after the first attempt to kill you?
Seriously....I'd have cut all ties after that first attempt and called the men in white coats.

moongoosedani wrote:Besides, she DID try and kill me on several occasions

Did you forget your safety word or something

Sex musta been mental. haha!

I just put up with it. She'd try and suffocate me with pillows in jest, but then it became more seroius, but I could easily get out of it cos im about 3 foot taller than her. lol. She pushed me down sum stairs once. And yeah the sex was mental, she broke my ribs one time. I never thought of leavin her tho, cos I thought that was as good as it got tbh, plus i had the fear of being single.. Stupid really. Anyway its over now. Ive done my time..

moongoosedani wrote:I just put up with it. She'd try and suffocate me with pillows in jest, but then it became more seroius, but I could easily get out of it cos im about 3 foot taller than her. lol. She pushed me down sum stairs once. And yeah the sex was mental, she broke my ribs one time. I never thought of leavin her tho, cos I thought that was as good as it got tbh, plus i had the fear of being single.. Stupid really. Anyway its over now. Ive done my time..

Good God man!