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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smee » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:29 pm

Buying a sex doll would be the easiest and cheapest option. And she won't talk!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Moonburp » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:29 pm

I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.

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Postby Danroush » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:31 pm

Smee wrote:Buying a sex doll would be the easiest and cheapest option. And she won't talk!


or finding one, like the one tied to a flagpole this year :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Noodle » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:33 pm

Smee wrote:Buying a sex doll would be the easiest and cheapest option. And she won't talk!


But she won't get to the kitchen either
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:34 pm

Moonburp wrote:I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:34 pm

Moonburp wrote:I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.


...Niiiiiice.


See, my festival sex was enjoyable, apart from when he got leg cramp one night. Lots of 'AAAARRRRGH FUCK' for all the wrong reasons, and me left without.

Well, til later on anyway. :eyes:


Helped us stay warm aswell, which was good!

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Postby Smee » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:35 pm

Noodle wrote:
Smee wrote:Buying a sex doll would be the easiest and cheapest option. And she won't talk!


But she won't get to the kitchen either

Ah but it would only be for BOA and no-one has a kitchen at festivals. After that, buy a Russian Bride from Ebay.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Strapping Young Kate » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:42 pm

Moonburp wrote:I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.


:hurl: Surely she could have made use of some baby wipes. :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Finnvitka » Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:45 am

It's all fun and games until someone gets stuck to the ground sheet and wakes up the entire campsite by screaming "OH FUCK MY ARSE" when they peel off it.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:46 am

I had fucking amazing sex last year at Bloodstock. But I think this was partly due to the fact we were both high as fuck. Morning sex in a stuffy tent can get a little unbearable though

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby bloodfiend » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:13 pm

Moonburp wrote:I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.


Nice.

I remember at Wacken 2005 (the really cold and rainy one), I'd made the mistake of eating the food at the festival and got really bad food poisoning. I'd met some rather nice German chick and we'd been doing it for a while in her tent and were lying together naked, then I suddenly felt sick and only managed to half open the tent and covered the inside of her tent in puke. She said "I live in a tent full of your sperm and vomit" lol.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Freyja » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:15 pm

In my experience, festival sex with someone you dont know is shit. Ace with your partner though.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Moonburp » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:45 pm

bloodfiend wrote:
Moonburp wrote:I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.


Nice.

I remember at Wacken 2005 (the really cold and rainy one), I'd made the mistake of eating the food at the festival and got really bad food poisoning. I'd met some rather nice German chick and we'd been doing it for a while in her tent and were lying together naked, then I suddenly felt sick and only managed to half open the tent and covered the inside of her tent in puke. She said "I live in a tent full of your sperm and vomit" lol.

Holy crap. New idea for the spongebob theme tune though.

Who lives in a tent full of vomit and jizz?
Bloodfiend's woman
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:25 pm

Moonburp wrote:
bloodfiend wrote:
Moonburp wrote:I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.


Nice.

I remember at Wacken 2005 (the really cold and rainy one), I'd made the mistake of eating the food at the festival and got really bad food poisoning. I'd met some rather nice German chick and we'd been doing it for a while in her tent and were lying together naked, then I suddenly felt sick and only managed to half open the tent and covered the inside of her tent in puke. She said "I live in a tent full of your sperm and vomit" lol.

Holy crap. New idea for the spongebob theme tune though.

Who lives in a tent full of vomit and jizz?
Bloodfiend's woman
etc.


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