The Relationships Thread
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Buying a sex doll would be the easiest and cheapest option. And she won't talk!
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I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.
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Smee wrote:Buying a sex doll would be the easiest and cheapest option. And she won't talk!
or finding one, like the one tied to a flagpole this year
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Smee wrote:Buying a sex doll would be the easiest and cheapest option. And she won't talk!
But she won't get to the kitchen either
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Moonburp wrote:I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.
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Moonburp wrote:I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.
...Niiiiiice.
See, my festival sex was enjoyable, apart from when he got leg cramp one night. Lots of 'AAAARRRRGH FUCK' for all the wrong reasons, and me left without.
Well, til later on anyway.
Helped us stay warm aswell, which was good!
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Noodle wrote:Smee wrote:Buying a sex doll would be the easiest and cheapest option. And she won't talk!
But she won't get to the kitchen either
Ah but it would only be for BOA and no-one has a kitchen at festivals. After that, buy a Russian Bride from Ebay.
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Moonburp wrote:I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.
Surely she could have made use of some baby wipes.
We were fine Sunday morning - just a bit on the warm side... meaning we emerged looking like we'd been swimming and had to do a walk of shame to the taps.
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It's all fun and games until someone gets stuck to the ground sheet and wakes up the entire campsite by screaming "OH FUCK MY ARSE" when they peel off it.
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I had fucking amazing sex last year at Bloodstock. But I think this was partly due to the fact we were both high as fuck. Morning sex in a stuffy tent can get a little unbearable though
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Moonburp wrote:I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.
Nice.
I remember at Wacken 2005 (the really cold and rainy one), I'd made the mistake of eating the food at the festival and got really bad food poisoning. I'd met some rather nice German chick and we'd been doing it for a while in her tent and were lying together naked, then I suddenly felt sick and only managed to half open the tent and covered the inside of her tent in puke. She said "I live in a tent full of your sperm and vomit" lol.
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In my experience, festival sex with someone you dont know is shit. Ace with your partner though.
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bloodfiend wrote:Moonburp wrote:I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.
Nice.
I remember at Wacken 2005 (the really cold and rainy one), I'd made the mistake of eating the food at the festival and got really bad food poisoning. I'd met some rather nice German chick and we'd been doing it for a while in her tent and were lying together naked, then I suddenly felt sick and only managed to half open the tent and covered the inside of her tent in puke. She said "I live in a tent full of your sperm and vomit" lol.
Holy crap. New idea for the spongebob theme tune though.
Who lives in a tent full of vomit and jizz?
Bloodfiend's woman
etc.
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Moonburp wrote:bloodfiend wrote:Moonburp wrote:I can imagine festival sex being pretty gitty, especially on the Sunday. A friend of mine got laid at BOA '08 and said it was the worst thing ever because she insisted on taking the dirt track...so to speak.
Nice.
I remember at Wacken 2005 (the really cold and rainy one), I'd made the mistake of eating the food at the festival and got really bad food poisoning. I'd met some rather nice German chick and we'd been doing it for a while in her tent and were lying together naked, then I suddenly felt sick and only managed to half open the tent and covered the inside of her tent in puke. She said "I live in a tent full of your sperm and vomit" lol.
Holy crap. New idea for the spongebob theme tune though.
Who lives in a tent full of vomit and jizz?
Bloodfiend's woman
etc.
New campsite chant?
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