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Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:56 pm
by Metal_saddle
Johnny Tightlips wrote:
siliconfury wrote:You guys are pissed about alternative words for significant others? Just wait 'til you enter the business world which is filled with incredibly shit buzzwords used by idiots trying to sound modern and clever.


Been there, done that and almost punched people for using them :lol:


cant beat a good buzzword :yes:

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:56 pm
by Jim
Johnny Tightlips wrote:
siliconfury wrote:You guys are pissed about alternative words for significant others? Just wait 'til you enter the business world which is filled with incredibly shit buzzwords used by idiots trying to sound modern and clever.


Been there, done that and almost punched people for using them :lol:

That's not very forward-thinking. You need to go outside the box and remove the glass ceiling!

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:57 pm
by RedTeamWins
Manthing can be the term for men if Hosebeast can be the term for women.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:58 pm
by Jobdone
mikeftw wrote:
Smindas wrote:For the slower amongst you, I'm lying. Kanye West is not creative. Or talented. Or a respectable human being.


the word ur looking for is twat


He may be a twat, but he definitely isn't a gay fish.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:59 pm
by Johnny Tightlips
siliconfury wrote:
Johnny Tightlips wrote:
siliconfury wrote:You guys are pissed about alternative words for significant others? Just wait 'til you enter the business world which is filled with incredibly shit buzzwords used by idiots trying to sound modern and clever.


Been there, done that and almost punched people for using them :lol:

That's not very forward-thinking. You need to go outside the box and remove the glass ceiling!


:lol: Reading this had made me want to go home and have a good read of all my Dilbert books! You can't beat PHB :D

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:01 pm
by Smindas
I <3 Dilbert.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:05 pm
by Ndnd
I find playing this makes me less likely to stab someone with a pen during a meeting
http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/bullshit/

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:11 pm
by Jim
What is understated in a meeting is that whenever there's laughter, you can always spot who wants to have the biggest ego by the most boisterous laugh. And it isn't always the chair of the meeting, either!

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:55 pm
by RB2610
:|

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:15 pm
by Cookie_
Noodle has started calling me 'girl' and 'girlthing' because he knows it annoys me, the bugger :P

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:53 pm
by Luke_X
RB2610 wrote:Well, turns out the girl I like is now going out with some guy she met on friday, that's pissed me off a bunch, so much for "I'm not ready for a relationship yet as I'm still not over my ex", lying slag :x at least if you're going to friendzone someone be honest about it. :x
Well, at least now my newfound dislike for cancels out how much I like her so I'm currently indifferent :|


the bitch!

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:50 pm
by Finnvitka
OH and SO can sod off. He's not my other half, because I am a complete person without him, and while he is significant, he is not "other". I don't like partner because to be honest it sounds like lesbian life partner, I don't like boyfriend because it sounds juvenile, we're not married so he's not my husband (although frankly, we might as well be), fella sounds awful

He is the boyshape because he's shaped like a boy.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:56 pm
by Nantha
Generally I refer to them by their actual name, if its online or whatever and people dont know i just say ' bloke' or 'man' or sometimes 'manflesh'

Oh yeah and if theyre just someone im seeing theyre my 'bit'

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:02 pm
by Finnvitka
I dont go out with boys who can accurately be described as a "bloke"

"Bloke" is my mum's bloke. He's big, and rides a motorbike and is covered in tattoos.

Connor is most definitely boyshape.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:05 pm
by MentalInfestation
The thing I object to is being called someone's "bird"... Do I have feathers? No! So I'm clearly not a bird! :x